Interviewer To Roger Rabbit: So What Its Like To Marry Someone Way, Way, WAY Out Of Your League?

Interviewer to Roger Rabbit: So what it’s like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Jessica Rabbit grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

the signs as helga pataki’s hey arnold poetry

ARIES: Whose red-hot lips do I want to taste? Three guesses, stupid. TAURUS: Cowlicks, like fields of yellow corn. GEMINI: Arnold, what a boob, what a smarty-pants-know-it-all, how I despise him, and yet… I love him. CANCER: G is for how good that longing is. LEO: Arnold, you make my girlhood tremble. VIRGO: His noble curiosity, his keen powers of observation, his unfaltering sense of right and wrong. LIBRA: Sadly, I stash my passion deep in this secret pink place. SCORPIO: Wandering the dismal deserts of my tormented soul. SAGITTARIUS: My head doth swoon, and yet I want to beat your face in. CAPRICORN: Will I forever say, “you stink”? Am I bound by this tragic rule? AQUARIUS: Oh, orzo-shaped Prometheus! PISCES: Each morn, I see you bend to drink from love’s own crystal pool.

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