Ays-svantyrn - BLERGLE

I love the internet.

Emet Selch: I’m out. Four hours is the most time I’ve ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life. WoL: What about the time we did that road trip together? That was four hours. Emet Selch: WoL: Oh. I see what just happened.

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Zenos: *grabs the hilt of on of his swords* WoL, thinking while taking a defensive stance: So it’s come to this… Zenos: *pulls the sword of of the revolver to reveal multiple party poppers instead of a sword, each one popping* WoL: …huh? Zenos, straight faced: Go ahead. Tell people. No one will believe you. WoL: *sweats nervously*