Celestia: This Is The Tree That Contains The Knowledge Of Good And Evil, You Must Not Consume The Fruit

Celestia: This is the Tree that contains the Knowledge of Good and Evil, you must not consume the fruit of its bra-

Columbina: *eating the applussy like no one's business*

Celestia: GET THE FUCK OUT

Thinking about giving Columbina a Paradise Lost ass backstory

Girl just really likes apples

Thinking about giving Columbina a Paradise Lost ass backstory

Girl just really likes apples

Thinking about Erlking Jean...

Oughhh my fucked up wife...

I’m still thinking about that “is OSHA regulations Cop Behavior” post. Like. You know who thinks regulations are for losers? People who build submersibles out of logitech gamepads and rejected carbon fibre. People who trust starlink as their only surface lifeline.

Do you wanna be like the fine film on the floor of the Atlantic that was once a billionaire? Is that the hill you’re really gonna die on?

We have an expression in my field- “Regulations Are Written In Blood”

People don’t have fucking safety standards as a power trip, we have them because somewhere in the past, NOT having those regulations killed or maimed someone.

A lot of laws out there are bullshit- safety regulations sure as fuck aren’t. I have the literal scars to prove it.

kill the shift manager in your brain