what if incorrect quotes are actually correct and they were just cut out of the official movies
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Does Someone Want To Be Stuck In My Freezer?
does someone want to be stuck in my freezer?
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Clint: Happy Father's day!
Peter: I hope my father's happy from 6 feet below, I wonder what entertainment he has down there.
Pepper: Peter, what did we say about the dead family jokes? I'm afraid that'll be a cause for another appointment— Tony, why do you look like that?
Tony, shrugging as he drinks his coffee: I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on me. He’s not just dead, he's also very condescending.
Scott, under his breath, scheduling an appointment for both of them: Jesus Christ, like father like son, apparently.
Peter: *drinks all of the coffee meant for Tony, surprise hugs him and at the same time gives him a heart attack, and blows 2 of Tony's labs all in the span of one (1) afternoon*
Harley: How do you cry when your sandwich falls apart, but then be able to do this with no fear?
Tony, fighting off a forming headache: I've already fallen apart so it’s too late for him to cry about it.
Peter, on the phone: Mr. Stark, uh, I accidentally fell off of it.
Tony, panicking: Hey Pe— what—fell off what?!
Peter: The roof.
Tony, calming down: Oh, your apartment's? Your patrol is supposed to end by now. I'll come get you so you can get checked out in the medbay.
Peter: Uh, no, IfelloutoftheChryslerbuilding.
Tony, suddenly hyperventilating: PETER BENJAMIN FUCKING PARKER YOU 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛—
Peter, filming near the window: i've never seen something as beautiful as this view of rain.
The Avengers, staring at him at the other side of the submarine:
Tony: Alright, everyone. Remember to come dressed to kill for tonight!
*later*
Tony: Peter, why are you wearing an all black attire with a balaclava mask– wAIT WHY DO YOU HAVE A BODY BAG—