Peter: Tupperware? More Like TupperWHERE Because Where On Earth Is The Lid?!

Peter: Tupperware? More like tupperWHERE because where on Earth is the lid?!

Tony, seeing that Peter is holding the lid in his hand as he gestures: *sigh*

Tony: Alright, everyone. Remember to come dressed to kill for tonight!

*later*

Tony: Peter, why are you wearing an all black attire with a balaclava mask– wAIT WHY DO YOU HAVE A BODY BAG—

Peter, on the phone: Mr. Stark, uh, I accidentally fell off of it.

Tony, panicking: Hey Pe— what—fell off what?!

Peter: The roof.

Tony, calming down: Oh, your apartment's? Your patrol is supposed to end by now. I'll come get you so you can get checked out in the medbay.

Peter: Uh, no, IfelloutoftheChryslerbuilding.

Tony, suddenly hyperventilating: PETER BENJAMIN FUCKING PARKER YOU 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛—

Tony: So, I was recently enlightened.

Pepper, sighing: What now, Tony?

Tony: I learned that you can Thor-honest sue someone for the "loss of enjoyment of life", and boy, DO I HAVE A FUCKING LIST.

Peter, filming near the window: i've never seen something as beautiful as this view of rain.

The Avengers, staring at him at the other side of the submarine:

Morgan, doing her homework in similes: Happiness is like rainbows! If you see one, you smile because it's so colorful! Sometimes, you get two and you get double happy!

Peter, whispering: Sometimes, you always get none even after watching so many rainy days stop and you just sit there, disappointed that no matter your effort, happiness doesn't want you and life just truly hates you.

Tony, overhearing and speed-dialing the top 10 therapists in the area: