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what if incorrect quotes are actually correct and they were just cut out of the official movies

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Peter, On The Phone: Mr. Stark, Uh, I Accidentally Fell Off Of It.

Peter, on the phone: Mr. Stark, uh, I accidentally fell off of it.

Tony, panicking: Hey Peβ€” whatβ€”fell off what?!

Peter: The roof.

Tony, calming down: Oh, your apartment's? Your patrol is supposed to end by now. I'll come get you so you can get checked out in the medbay.

Peter: Uh, no, IfelloutoftheChryslerbuilding.

Tony, suddenly hyperventilating: PETER BENJAMIN FUCKING PARKER YOU π˜žπ˜π˜ˆπ˜›β€”

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