
what if incorrect quotes are actually correct and they were just cut out of the official movies
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Peter, On The Phone: Mr. Stark, Uh, I Accidentally Fell Off Of It.
Peter, on the phone: Mr. Stark, uh, I accidentally fell off of it.
Tony, panicking: Hey Peβ whatβfell off what?!
Peter: The roof.
Tony, calming down: Oh, your apartment's? Your patrol is supposed to end by now. I'll come get you so you can get checked out in the medbay.
Peter: Uh, no, IfelloutoftheChryslerbuilding.
Tony, suddenly hyperventilating: PETER BENJAMIN FUCKING PARKER YOU ππππβ
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