what if incorrect quotes are actually correct and they were just cut out of the official movies
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Peter: Yes, We Are In The Shit. No, We Never Give Up.
Peter: Yes, we are in the shit. No, we never give up.
Tony: Peter, you have a stAB WOUND AND YOU'RE LITERALLY BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE GET OFF THE DAMN CEILING—
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Tony calling out from the kitchen as he hides the knives: NAT, STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, AND PETER WHAT THE FUC—
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