what if incorrect quotes are actually correct and they were just cut out of the official movies
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Peter, Accidentally Burning His Toast: Life Is Nothing But A Jail In Which I'm Forced To Conform To Society
Peter, accidentally burning his toast: Life is nothing but a jail in which I'm forced to conform to society or else I will be doomed to darkness for eternity. There is no such thing as free will, never has been, never will be.
Tony:
Peter:
Tony, concerned: Who— who hurt you?
Peter: You want that in MLA or APA?
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Peter: Yeah no, he's finna die.
Steve: Wait, who?
Natasha: Why?
Peter: He got grazed by a bullet wound, beaten up with a shovel to the point of unconsciousness, got his bullet wound stepped on that woke him up, coughed up blood, and got a heavy blow to the head causing a severe concussion.
Bucky: ..That's a long list of injuries, punk. Bet you my metal arm whoever 'he' is that he won't get out of that alive without immediate medical attention.
Tony:
Tony: ...Peter, why is your teeth stained red?
Peter: Because it was me, Peter! *passes out*
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