Citrus Reamer

Citrus Reamer

Everyone's showing off their moles, here's mine!

You wouldn't believe how incredibly fast and agile these motherfuckers are. Catching it before it got under my bed (from where I would NOT be able to get it out of) was so challenging.

Before you ask, i didn't catch it outside and bring it in, my intention was exactly opposite - exmit the burglar out of my house after being woken up by his patting feet over my bedroom floor at 2am.

But it was very smol, like a big mouse.

thinking about beefsteak fungus. imagine you're walking through the forest. and one of these reaches out. and (tenderly, sensually) licks you

red dead