This Is So Funny Honestly ... And Really Telling About How Uncomfortable I Still Was With My Sexuality

this is so funny honestly ... and really telling about how uncomfortable i still was with my sexuality and my body and sex.

Reasons To Become A Tree

- Every right to hate humans - Only have to change once a year - Nudity not frowned upon - Automatic showers - Good guy oxygen machine - Naturally sweet sugar machine - No feelings - No sex drive - Still get climbed - Omg what a bad joke - Never have to move - Always smell great - What is gender - What is orientation - Pretty reproductive organs

My biology studies are progressing wonderfully as you can tell.

“Seinem Großmute mag ich nicht trauen, ehe er nicht fluchen lernt. Er empfindet keinen Zorn! Muss er so sehr fürchten, verletzt zu werden? Will er aus diesem Grunde bescheiden ein kleines Glück umarmen? Und nennt es Tugend: ob es schon Feigheit heißt!”

— Irvin D. Yalom, “Und Nietzsche weinte”/“When Nietzsche Wept”

You guys. We had it wrong this whole time.

You know those girls who miraculously seem to always have people throwing themselves at them? Those irritatingly attractive individuals who put the rest of the world to shame?

I know four of them. FOUR. And not a single one is skinny.

Do you realize what that means i guess weight isn’t the most important thing in the world what a shocker turn the earth around please we’ve been lied to

oh interesting - why a gay travel guide?? was i identifying as bi at that time already?

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I HATE MY NAME

Okay I have spent the last hour googling what to do when you hate your name and don’t live in a country where you can legally change it.

Let me tell you, most of my co-complainers have no reason to complain. Y'all have perfectly okay names. Stop it. You’re like that kid in art class that always says her pictures are so terrible even though they’re great. What.

Also I need a nickname. After 17 years I finally need one. And the only one I have that wasn’t designed to hurt me sort of reminds me of anorexia.

Fuck my life.