In My Opinion, Camp Is Simply A Matter Of Doing Things As If You Are Doing Them. Diving Into A Swimming

“In my opinion, camp is simply a matter of doing things as if you are doing them. Diving into a swimming pool? Throw your arms heavenward and give it the full Esther Williams treatment. When you dive into a pool as if you are diving into a pool, as opposed to executing an earnest quotidian plop, the result is magical—that pool is transformed from a grody Band Aid–strewn chlorine bath into a veritable LAGOON! Smoking a cigarette? Perform the action as if you are a French existentialist.” — Simon Doonan, Transformer: A Story of Glitter, Glam Rock & Loving Lou Reed

Capitalism only values nature by how it can be exploited.

My prof just warned us not to use ChatGPT on the midterms cuz they have software that will detect it, that was fast

do not use betterhelp. do not support betterhelp. do not believe betterhelp.

they:

-do not vet their therapists

-forcefully shut down negative commentary

-lie to therapists

-lie to consumers

-trap therapists in exploitative contracts

-sells users data

etc

Like I don’t want to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known I just want to make people laugh a little bit without ever knowing anything about me or even considering my existence

*never posts on Instagram bc that’s way too many people who know me and no matter what I do it will probably worsen at least one person’s impression of me*

*tries twitter but leaves when a few people I know start following me*

*joins tumblr where I’m completely anonymous and can finally say whatever I want without worrying about how it impacts the way people see me*

*still never posts anything because I don’t know if it will be interpreted the way I mean it*