Something About This Being Tagged Tw Fire Is So Funny Me

something about this being tagged tw fire is so funny me

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

i am going to tell you guys something and it's going to sound made up but i need you to believe me just this once

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

dichotomy of “nothing in the digital age is permanent, we are losing physicality and thus part of ourselves” vs. “everything in the digital age is permanent, everything you do is recorded and stored for later use against you or to exploit you”