Whats Your Name, Son? A Principal Asked His Student. The Kid Replied, D-d-d-dav-dav-david, Sir.

“What’s your name, son?” a principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.”

“Do you have a stutter?” asked the principal. The student answered, “No sir, but my dad has a stutter and the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

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The media: The Hulk is dangerous,,,,,, he needs to be controlled and cannot under any circumstances be unsupervised,,,,,,,,, we can’t trust him,,,,,,

Thor:

I feel this in my soul

Mutaz Essa Barshim and Gianmarco Tamberi decided to share the title in the men’s high jump.