Thor With A Huge Sword Thru His Chest: Just Like, Pull It Out??

thor with a huge sword thru his chest: just like, pull it out??

bruce literally having a mental breakdown: IDHENSNSISHEHEHJEJ HOW TF R U STILL ALIVE??????!?!

thor: babe it’s just like, a sword. just pull it out.

-loki just causally walking into the room and just pulling the sword outta thor’s chest without question-

bruce: KABSIEIEHEBEKWIAHHA-

thor would be the BEST at scrabble

I miss them every day

Headcanon that Thor doesn't need alcohol to act drunk. He just needs to be really tired.

Thor, slurring his words and rubbing Bruce with his head like a cat: are your lips tired? Because I can hold them for you.

Bruce, frantically trying to get Thor in his room and tuck him in before he says anything weirder: Um, no, they've rested enough today, thank you.

Thor is the type to say weird stuff and get really emotional for no reason when he's tired, while Bruce is a cuddler and latches onto people koala style when he's out of awake juice (which Thor secretly loves since Bruce isn't huge on pda).

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