I Find It Genuinely Hilarious How With Most Fandoms, There's A Ship That Makes Me Wish I Had A Partner

I find it genuinely hilarious how with most fandoms, there's a ship that makes me wish I had a partner bc they're so cute together, wheras with Hazbin Hotel, sure, Charlie and Vaggie are adorable and love each other so much, and I am waiting VERY impatiently for Husk and Angel to kiss and become boyfriends, I think they're both really cute couples, but instead, I am platonically jealous of Rosie and Alastor. They are SUCH besties!!!

Look at them!!! That's how besties look at each other!!! I want a friendship like that!!! They dance with each other, Rosie knows Alastor better than he knows himself (ace in the hole), they hate Susan together. Like come on!!! WHY CAN'T I HAVE THAT!?!??

Why yes, yes I am online shopping the sale at Joann's because I'm out of town and keep seeing people do cool cosplays and I want to work on mine... I NEED TO GO TOUCH THE FABRICS THOUGH!!!! LIKE, DO I NEED INTERFACING FOR THIS SHIT OR NAH!?! How big are these stripes??? My brain can't process it in my head...

Am I going on a stupid, pointless fabric rant? Hell yeah, I am! I'm an annoying little shit.

When some guy asks if you and your brother are brothers but your mom "corrects" him... :/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NICO DI ANGELO!!!! Homeboy is 100 chronologically now

I'm just sad bc I'm realizing I'm not scary

I always wanna tell myself that I'm a cool, scary little emo boy. But in reality, I'm an absolute golden retriever boy and a sweetheart, who happens to be emo... Today, I drove to the store to buy myself a soda on the way home, and I bought a $6 box of girl scout cookies... I'M A FUCKING SUCKER!!! I'M A BROKE ASS UNEMPLOYED TEEN WHO JUST SPENT HALF OF THEIR NON-EMERGENCY SPENDING MONEY ON COOKIES BC I'M A SUCKER! I DON'T EVEN LIKE KIDS, I THINK THEY'RE STICKY AND ANNOYING!!! I'M JUST A SUCKER AND WANTED TO BE NICE!!! I have a whole box of cookies to myself now though, so I'm not too mad.

Looking at my old art from middle school rn, mentally screaming "IF You're NOT GONNA USE THE DAMN GUIDE LINES, DON'T DRAW THEM!!" Bro was trying tho. This happens to all of us at some point, it means you're improving.

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