If I Had A Nickel For Everytime I Shipped An MLM Ship Between A Traumatized Italian And His Boyfriend

If I had a nickel for everytime I shipped an MLM ship between a traumatized Italian and his boyfriend who is one of his besties where they have a major height difference and the short one is grumpy on the outside but actually really sweet and they affectionately insult each other, I would have two nickels... But it's weird that it happened twice.

Why yes, yes I am online shopping the sale at Joann's because I'm out of town and keep seeing people do cool cosplays and I want to work on mine... I NEED TO GO TOUCH THE FABRICS THOUGH!!!! LIKE, DO I NEED INTERFACING FOR THIS SHIT OR NAH!?! How big are these stripes??? My brain can't process it in my head...

Am I going on a stupid, pointless fabric rant? Hell yeah, I am! I'm an annoying little shit.

So I play clarinet and THE GOOD REED just broke... Do I have a viking funeral for it or some shit??? This is THE good reed!!! None of the others hit the same... Do I make a sacrifice to the reed gods??? Do I sell my soul or some shit???

I find it genuinely hilarious how with most fandoms, there's a ship that makes me wish I had a partner bc they're so cute together, wheras with Hazbin Hotel, sure, Charlie and Vaggie are adorable and love each other so much, and I am waiting VERY impatiently for Husk and Angel to kiss and become boyfriends, I think they're both really cute couples, but instead, I am platonically jealous of Rosie and Alastor. They are SUCH besties!!!

Look at them!!! That's how besties look at each other!!! I want a friendship like that!!! They dance with each other, Rosie knows Alastor better than he knows himself (ace in the hole), they hate Susan together. Like come on!!! WHY CAN'T I HAVE THAT!?!??

My emo ass trying to pick a nail color

I went with the slightly reddish one this time bc I was feeling like a bright, bold color

I'm just sad bc I'm realizing I'm not scary

I always wanna tell myself that I'm a cool, scary little emo boy. But in reality, I'm an absolute golden retriever boy and a sweetheart, who happens to be emo... Today, I drove to the store to buy myself a soda on the way home, and I bought a $6 box of girl scout cookies... I'M A FUCKING SUCKER!!! I'M A BROKE ASS UNEMPLOYED TEEN WHO JUST SPENT HALF OF THEIR NON-EMERGENCY SPENDING MONEY ON COOKIES BC I'M A SUCKER! I DON'T EVEN LIKE KIDS, I THINK THEY'RE STICKY AND ANNOYING!!! I'M JUST A SUCKER AND WANTED TO BE NICE!!! I have a whole box of cookies to myself now though, so I'm not too mad.