WHAT DO I DO IF I SWALLOW A WHOLE NERDS GUMMY CLUSTER??

WHAT DO I DO IF I SWALLOW A WHOLE NERDS GUMMY CLUSTER??

I AM GOING TO HAVE NERD BABIES?????

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT RN!!

WHAT DO I DOOOOOO??????????

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

no im allergic

Ass so fat they call it glutenous maximus

Get it

Cause cake

I YEARN FOR THE CHAIR

JESSY I NEED. PLEASE. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

Guys I fear that I may have a slight crush on a guy.

(no it’s not @thomasishavingacrisis)

Hello??

wikihow to get bitches to actually respect me saying no you cannot keep asking me to break the rules of my job and/or help you commit capitol crimes