HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

angel of death phil and goddess of death kristin is my favourite thing ever actually

[ID: A short scribbly coloured comic of Philza as his Dream SMP character and Kristin as the Goddess of Death. She is much larger than him and dressed in dark purple hues, with a dark crown and veil in front of her face; in the first panel, she is holding him in her palms and saying, “My angel, you’ve returned.” The second panel is a close-up of Phil, holding a large bouquet of flowers and laughing, saying, “Of course I did!” In the third panel, Death lets him climb on her shoulder as he says, “I missed you.” In the last panel, he is sitting on her shoulder and lifting up the veil that’s in front of her face to kiss her on the cheek. She is saying, “I’ve missed you too!” and grinning. There is a heart-shaped sound effect going “Mwah!” End ID.]

I feel like this is my mind

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

Boffy funny man

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The only monarchy I support

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jumping on the dream smp resident meme trend sjdndjnd