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not tennis

today at lunch I was trying to run away from a wasp (evil)and tripped on a rusty nail on a bench. had to check for my tetanus shot record 💀

also the guy next to me in chemistry was furiously scrolling Turkish TikTok instead of doing his homework and I respect it 🤷

I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.

a few quick n sketchy sincaraz studies i'm too embarrassed to post on main 😵‍💫

i cant believe people just talk about sports and theyre being serious

bitches will see the words grief loneliness melancholy yearning nostalgia hope tiramisu and hit reblog

not tennis but best friend (gay) just said my ex girlfriends best friend (bi dude) was cute im this close to having an aneurysm

does anyone have any song recs that i can put on a daniil medvedev playlist so i can pretend im a flailing octopus on a tennis court instead of doing my homework 🙏

The orange rose is very thirsty

a somewhat productive year i guess

(imean i did get better at drawing jannik i think?)

everyone’s great but it’s gotta be daniil “you are a small cat” “man you better shut your fuck up ok” “you go toilet break for 5 minutes” “this is gonna be on tennis tv bro” “I don’t want to play here on this sssurface” medvedev

guys what is the felix auger aliassime gay survey pls let me know

why did pikmin bloom give me a rock baguette pikmin from a photo of matteo berrettini 😭

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

5 reblogs and i’ll make a casper ruud x guess edit

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

daniil medvedev | close your eyes by paruyr sevak (trans. metamorphesque on tumblr)

he needs to lock in smh 😞

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

LMAO MY DUOLINGO PREDICTION WENT RIGHT (I changed it two days ago)

I feel like I just relinquished my American passport by cheering for sinner

mamma mia santa italia forza jannik