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it was legendary [gunshots] it was momentary [tires screeching] it was unnecessary [explosion][glass shattering] should’ve let it stay buried [sirens][people screaming]

Hey 👋

Favourite swift songs from poets department??

Hii omg I'm sorry Idk how I missed this

So far my faves are

So Highschool

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

loml

The Prophecy

But tbh I love them all

What about you??

The Prophecy - Taylor Swift.

Female celebrity fans will be like ‘Taylor Swift releases another album??? Clearly she doesn’t give a shit about the carbon emissions from two sets of vinyls and doesn’t care about her fans’ and male celebrity fans will be like ‘no he didn’t rape her and even if he did I don’t care’

If a man is treating you like he hates you it’s because he does. There is no deeper meaning and even if there were it’s not your job to investigate it 🩷

nobody understands the sexy saxophone in false god like i do. NOBODY.

The human urge to put your hands in your pockets

remember that [insert x thing] is beautiful and totally natural, and you shouldn't be ashamed of it 💞

anyway here's how to get rid of it *link to Drunk Elephant product*

CLUE (Taylor's Version): The Case of Este's Husband

11 partygoers. 8 rooms. 1 mystery. Trace the evidence, make it make some sense below↓ (flashing gif) insp. 1 2 3

why is it that Taylor Swift specifically is being made the face of eco-terrorism when she barely ranks 77th place on the list of celebrities with the most carbon emissions? why her, and not Travis Scott, who ranks 1st place? any idea?

and why is this gaining popularity again right after the AI pornography spectacle? any idea? any idea why people are so eager to demonize a woman who was just recently the victim of misogyny?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

"They don't teach us about that in school how am I supposed to know" well you seem to know a lot about Bakugou but they don't teach you about him in school. Do they

can’t criticize plastic surgery as an institution because it’s none of your business if a woman wants to “fix” her insecurities. can’t criticize the makeup industry or beauty standards because some women feel good when they shave and wear makeup. can’t bring up the challenges women face in the workplace because some women want to be stay at home wives instead of working. everything a woman does is automatically feminist and we shouldn’t stop to think about the context surrounding her actions because that would be misogynistic. here’s what i had for girl dinner. according to my girl math the barbie movie was a revolutionary piece of feminist media. i may not show it but i feel the life slowly draining from me day by day.

like i feel like im going absolutely insane with how much intentional self infantilization im seeing women my age doing.. and then acting like im a wackjob for being like “i don’t think thats cute and i find it insulting” i want to be taken seriously i want to be regarded as intelligent and bright and capable. i dont want to act like a high school sophomore when im a 24 year old woman with loans and bills and wisdom to share and learn. im a human being and im tired of being roped into this weird culture of “20-something teenage girls” it’s time to fucking grow up and if you can’t or won’t do that then leave me absolutely out of it and speak only for yourself. your female ancestors would find you an embarrassment.

even if we lived in a world where every woman was systematically put in a bear trap you could make a post like “i’m a woman and i don’t like being caught in a bear trap” or “i think we should stop putting women in bear traps” and someone would still be in the notes like “well what about the women who LIKE being caught in bear traps… they’re women too. 🙂”

omg let women be feminine! let women wear a full face of "natural" makeup at all times and join a sorority full of 20 identical looking white girls!! let women wear pink and shave their whole bodies and consume products!! let women marry men and live in the suburbs where they cook and clean and raise his 6 children while always being sexually available until he leaves them for a 22 year old!!!! let women consume products!!! idk who's stopping them but we need to fight this assault on femininity!! #HilaryBarbie

@tolerateit february prompt: PINK

taylor swift x iu

Sometimes I remember that in the Barbie™️ movie there's literally a scene where Barbie apologizes to Ken for ignoring his feelings and causing his descent into misogyny and patriarchy when exposed to it (bringing together the noxious trends of corporate, white, and "what about men??" feminism into one grotesque display) and I wonder if I watched the same movie as people who think it was an unprecedented feminist event because Barbie goes to see her gynecologist at the end

Fanfiction writers know what a new Taylor album entails: an arsenal of new lyric titles

“reclaiming femininity” SHUT UP SHUT UP you can’t reclaim something that is expected of you and that you are actively punished for not engaging in shut up shut up shut up pink capitalism has won im going to chew glass a

TAYLOR SWIFT: THE ERAS TOUR (2023)

Just me and this manga panel against the world