Wait This Is So Funny

Wait this is so funny 😭

🦇 battie-haver

Why do we let aliens on this site they steal cows and label it "science" thats literally theft like what

🌌 cosmicexxplorerer

hey we dont comment on YOUR blood sucking culture so dont comment on our ethical culture!!!!!!!

🦇 battie-haver

Ethical culture?? Like yeah i literally suck blood whatever but your culture is ethical?? I didnt wanna start shit but since you're already throwing cr*sses so-to-speak then riddle me this: why do you ALSO kidnap humans?

🌌 cosmicexxplorerer

We don't kidnap humans! You liar!

⭐️ star-venture-ever

Kidnapping humans is an old practise no alien currently participates in why would you say that >::(

👾 spaaaaceishoooome

NO ALIEN KIDNAPS HUMANS but you have some FUCKINGGG gall to say we do when youu have "thralls" aka HUMAN SLAVESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

🦇 battie-haver

Thralls are a) consensual and b) the human gets to become a vampire at the end. You just experiment on them. I shouldn't have said anything this posts sucks.

👽 alien-bailien

Actually human abductions are more like visions from angels because we share our knowledge with them ::)

🧟‍♂️ zombobbie

Areeyou stryingto getangelsss toccommenet onnapost vanpirsare on duoy awant to byrmthem???

🌌 cosmicexxplorerer

Real post: we shouldnt let zombies on this site because they can't spell properly

🐺 lunar-howler

First of all lets be honest no angel would ever be on this hellsite.

Second do NOT disrepect zombobbie like that he is the best and we love him <3

🧟‍♂️ zombobbie

:)

🧍‍♀️human-lilly

Haha i love getting probed ;) ;)

🦇 battie-haver

Ok that's it post closed everyone go home

SHES MY LITTLE GOOBER OMG

lil dondon doodle, gonna post more doodles

YES! ISTG EVERYTIME YALL COMMENT ON MY FICS ANOTHER YEAR IS ADDED TO MY LIFESPAN

To my readers:

If your comment is long and rambling and full of quotes you enjoyed, I will love it.

If your comment is full of story related questions, I will love it.

If your comment is a single sentence, I will love it.

If your comment is a single emoji, or a string of them, I will love it.

If you comment, I will love it. It's that simple.

WHAT THE HECK THIS IS SO COOL

Hehe 🥰

AISHEJWGEBEJW THIS IS GORGEOUS I WANT HER CARNALLY AHHHHHH

Just RL Donna with RE8 Anjie. Kinda silly

WAKE UP GUYS A NEW FIC DROPPED

I just posted the first chapter of my new Reader/Donna Beneviento fic! It’s an arranged marriage story with a dynamic that’s somewhere between strangers-to-lovers and enemies-to-lovers. I’m looking forward to delving deeper into the plot I have planned. This story will have a very different feel from my previous Reader/Donna fic, which has been making it quite interesting to write. Hope you guys enjoy 🙂