Well I Would Give A Medieval Peasant Some Spaghetti.

Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.

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i didn't tell you i was scared

Part 3 of a new RWRB Hitman AU series by bananzie for Whumptober 2024

Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Series: Part 32 of stars, stripes, and union jacks, Part 3 of hit me(n) baby one more time

summary: As bizarre as it was for a burglar to sleep in his bed, that didn’t stop Henry from pressing the barrel of his gun to the intruder’s head and flicking on the beside lamp.

“Alex?” Henry stuffed his gun back in his waistband and frowned. “What are you doing here?”

A very soft whine came from his pillow, but Henry would know those curls anywhere.

(whumptober 2024 prompt: broken window + bruises)

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can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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