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Bold looks coming out of the country that banned Muslim women from wearing Burkas and Niqābs.  . 

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

Mona Lisa and her possum.

it’s #notmyariel bullshit all over again 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ *a certain demographic* can go choke

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

true talent

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

The girlfriend sent me this tik tok and honestly, yeah.

a charming photo of young john mulaney, seemingly celebrating the kennedy assasination 

Just in case you guys didn’t know.

them: lockdown means that everyone must stay in doors at all times for the next few months

me, being smug: so no more school? say no more

them: staying in doors also includes not going to the cinema

me, realising that i'm going to miss out on black widow in cinemas:

When I won the great ovarian egg search of 1975, I never thought I’d amount to much. But in a piddly four decades, I’ve achieved some pretty incredible things. Par exemple..

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club