Been Having Vampire Brainrot All Month So Here Is Vampire Malleus

Been having vampire brainrot all month so here is Vampire Malleus🧛

Vampire-Dragon Malleus, anyone? 😳👉👈

i just love love love that the fandom collectively agrees that silver and malleus are brothers under lilia's paternity 🥹🥹💚🤍 because there're really instances that silver would argue with sebek when it comes to malleus. silver's protective, yeah, but he probably also knows malleus quite well enough that he can go tell sebek that, "lord malleus can do it on his own," "he's somewhere..." "i'm sure lord malleus would be delighted to have you."

LIKE LIKE LIKE he got the endearment from lilia and he got the youngest sibling syndrome because he keeps on getting dragged too when malleus causes trouble 😭😭😭😭 malleus has eldest sibling syndrome as well since lilia forces him to look after silver how many times

AND THE INSTANCES MALLEUS ADMIRES SILVER'S GROWTH TOO???? I, NO DOUBT, BELIEVE THESE TWO WOULD BULLY EACH OTHER VERY VERY SUBTLY TOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

silver is out here training to be stronger to protect both lilia and malleus while malleus is just, "you're still a baby 💀" TELL ME I'M WRONG TELL ME I'M WROOOOOOONG

🐉😈 (couldn’t decide which version is better)

someone sedate me i'm losing my goddam mind jwsahgfjvhsdg

Ya’ll he came at 200 pulls. I spent hours trying to grind for him. I’m murdering him. Especially since he has the audacity to tell me that he wants to humor me💀