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Can You Write A Platonic Scenario Where Reader Helps Kakyoin With A Crossdressing Dare Put Forth By Oldseph?
Can you write a platonic scenario where reader helps Kakyoin with a crossdressing dare put forth by Oldseph? I'd like to imagine that he thought that no one can top Tequila Joseph. Too bad Reader knows exactly how to make Kak look good!!
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Noriaki Kakyoin x gn! reader
I love this one!
And I'm so glad I'm a cosplayer, so I know a few things about make-up :'D
Oh, and I made reader Jotaro's sibling, just so this could work better-
And this takes place after they defeated DIO, but everyone is alive and yeah
Hope this is what you wanted & hope you enjoy

Tequila Noriaki
None of them knew how they got there, but all of the Stardust Crusaders sat in a circle, listening to Joseph telling them about how he saved the world when he was only 18. Even Joraro was listening to his grandpa's rambling until a certain point in the story.
"But in order to get into that building I had to get past those guards, so I dressed up as a hot chick, with make-up and everything, and tried my luck. I even brought tequila!"
"What now?", (Y/N) asked while the others looked at each other with confused or slightly disgusted expressions, picturing the old man all dressed up in a tight dress.
Joseph raised his hand, "My plan was foolproof!"
"Doesn't seem like it! You could've easily knocked them down with your hamon, or whatever, or am I wrong?", Polnareff interjected. "Well, I ended up doing that because they saw through my disguise."
Avdol placed a hand on his forehead as Kakyoin frowned and Jotaro did his signature move. (Y/N) and Polnareff couldn't help but laugh. "Hey! At least I looked fine as heck! No one could've done that better than me."
"As if. Kakyoin would've looked at least 10-times better and would've probaly fooled those guards.", the (Y/HC)-haired said with confidence, pointing to said male who replied with an, "Excuse me?"
Everyone looked at Kakyoin, but Joseph scoffed and crossed his arms, "You kids sure play too much video games. Your eyesight is clearly messed up."
"Come on!", the (Y/EC)-eyed began, "Look at him! He got such a pretty face! Also, he isn't as buff as you, much slimmer." Kakyoin only looked at them, brows furrowed, but eyes slightly widened. "I only believe it when I see it.", Joseph stated.
"Do I have a say in this?", Kakyoin spoke, looking at (Y/N) who seemed to already think about how they could make him top Tequila Joseph.
After some back and forth, Noriaki gave in, saying, "I guess it could be an interesting experience." (Y/N) grinned and stood up, grabbing the hand of the red head before pulling him to their room. "So glad I practiced sewing in Jotaro's size."
They told Kakyoin to sit down on their desk chair while they went back to they brother to ask where he put the clothes they sewed. Noriaki raised an eyebrow when they got back, a pile of clothing in their arms. "So, what do I have to expect?", he asked with a small smile on his face.
"I think we should keep everything basic. Not too over the top, but not too natural either.", they answered, a hand on their chin, "So I guess for the make-up...Maybe a bit of red eyeshadow, mascara, eyeliner...and maybe a little bit of lipstick too. You're skin is almost flawless, so I don't really think we need foundation, but I will use powder."
The 17-year-old nodded, not understanding everything they said, but enough for him to mentally prepare himself. "Don't worry, I'm a pro. Jotaro is a great brother, you know?", (Y/N) reassured, grinning. The last comment made him chuckle, "Is that so?"
The (Y/HC)-haired nodded before pointing at Kakyoin's clothes, "You should probably take the jacket off first. You don't want them to get dirty." While the red-haired took of his uniform jacket, (Y/N) set up the make-up, putting the supplies on their desk next to them.
Kakyoin sat down again, now in his undershirt, and laid his hands in his lap. (Y/N) pulled up another chair and sat infront of him, so they were eye to eye.
"You ready?", they asked, grabbing a concealer fitting Noriaki's skin-tone. "Yes. Should I close my eyes?" "Yup, that'd be good."
He closed his eyes, only slightly nervous, he trusted his good friend after all. He trusted them with his life and to not make him look like a clown. The concealer was opened with a quiet 'pop' before (Y/N) applied the liquid on Kakyoin's eyelids with the little brush, Kakyoin's eyes twitching a bit, blending it out afterward with a brand new sponge. "That is the base, so the color applies better and is more visible.", they muttered and closed the concealer again, putting it away and grabbing their eyeshadow pallet and a brush.
"What are you doing now?", Kakyoin asked, to prepare himself and to satisfy his curiousity as to how to do ones make-up. "The eyeshadow. I'll start with the lightes red I have and apply it on your whole eyelid." Noriaki hummed in response and waited for a sensation on his eyelid.
After they were done with that, they took a darker shade of red, applying it to the outer corners of their friend's eyes, going along the crease to about the middle of his eyes.
They blended the colors, adding another darker shade of red. They let Kakyoin have a look at himself in the mirror. It was an unfamiliar look, for sure but he thought it was looking rather good on him. He told (Y/N) that which made them proud of their work.
"Nice! Then let's continue with the eyeliner."
Kakyoin closed his eyes again as (Y/N) grabbed their eyeliner and opened it. "You have to sit very still for this.", they told him, raising a hand to his face to hold it in place. "I'm starting now."
The red head tried his best to stay as still as possible, not wanting his friend to screw up now. To his surprise, (Y/N) seemed to do quick work with the eyeliner, sliding the tip from the middle of his eyes to the outer corner, making a little wing, before filling it in. "Told you, I was a pro. You can open your eyes now.", they snickered which made Kakyoin chuckle and open his eyes.
"You look so prettyyyy.", the (Y/EC)-eyed said and grabbed the mascara. Noriaki took a glance at the mirror and smiled, "You really are doing a great job."
After putting the mascara on Kakyoin's eyelashes, a bit of lipstick on his lips and setting everything with powder, the (Y/HC)-haired stood up and looked through the pile of clothing they threw on their bed before for a suitable outfit.
The teenager joined them on the hunt, holding up a few things that might suit him. Not after too long they settled on a light pink dress. Since it was a bit too big for him they decided to wrap a shawl like thing around his waist.
(Y/N) took a few steps back to look at their friend, "You look gorgeus, oh my god." Kakyoing slightly wrapped his arms around himself as he walked to the body lenght mirror in the room, looking at himself from different angles, "I can't help but agree with you.", he chuckled.
"WHOA!!", Polnareff was the first one to see Tequila Noriaki as (Y/N) and him re-entered the room where all of this began. "(Y/N) did a really great job. You look amazing, Kakyoin.", Avdol said, smiling. Jotaro only nodded.
All eyes landed on Joseph who was staring at Kakyoin with wide eyes. He didn't want to admit that he was looking good, let alone better than himself in a dress. Joseph crossed his arms over his chest and looked to the side, "Not too bad, I guess."
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The red eyes of the wolf boy followed every move of your hands, impatient, hungry. The delicious smell of the food almost made his mouth overflow, he was barely able to hold himself back. Everytime he tried to get a bite from the chicken, you took his hand and said, smiling, "Not yet, Razor."
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He whimpered quietly when you retracted your hand, unsatisfied from the little attention he got. Still, he waited until you were done coocking and filled the plates with food.
Razor jumped on the chair, his hands in his lap and his big eyes on the plates in your hands. You laughed quietly and put the porcelain on the table. Not even a second after you sat down, Razor snatched a chicken leg and began to wolf it down.
With a smile you shook your head and began to eat. But you couldn't keep your eyes off of Razor. You never saw him eat this quickly. Before you knew it, the plate of your lover was empty except for the bones. Razor sighed and leaned back, "I'm...better now. Thanks, (Y/N)."
"You know I love to cook for you." You were able to see how a slight blush appeared on Razor's cheeks, "I like eating your food. Very good food." You smiled and leaned over the table to plant a kiss on the silver-haired male's cheek.
Razor brushed his fingers over his cheek and looked to the side. For him, all of this was still new and unfamiliar, but by no means unwanted.
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Hey there! May I request a scenario for Venti princess carrying his Male!S/o? S/o is really embarrassed but he secretly likes it and Venti teases him about it. Sorry I know this is a weird request.
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This is not a weird request at all!
But I have to admit that I have no idea how to tease someone- and then I recieve so many requests that are about teasing hfgiugh I really hope I meet yall expectations
anyway
I hope this is what you wanted & you enjoy reading!
Venti x male! reader

Genshin Impact Masterlist
Like a princess
(Y/N)'s weapon disappeared with a swift move of his hand into thin air after the last treasure horder threw their smoke bomb onto the ground, fleeing from the male. He stretched, groaning slightly in pain.
His injuries were small, but exhaustion washed over him, having fought about 30 horders at once, all alone. (Y/N) tried his best to not fall onto the ground, but it was difficult with burning legs.
He held his head and took a few deep breathes, trying to catch his breath, not realizing how he slowly fell backwards.
"Whoops-", the arms of the bard caught him right on time, "That was close.", he laughed out. (Y/N) widened his eyes in shock. How did he neither notice he was falling nor Venti approaching? Venti only let out another laugh, "What? Did I surprise you?"
The (Y/HC)-haired didn't respond and instead tried to stand upright again. Unfortunately, his knees gave in under his weight. Venti caught him once again, "You okay there, lovely?"
(Y/N) wrapped his arms around Venti's neck, "My legs are burning...", he muttered in his lovers neck. Venti grinned, "Well, judging by the amount of treasure horders I saw running this way, that's no wonder. You're really amazing, you know?"
The bard was silent for a moment, analyzing the other for any major injuries. When he found nothing he had to worry about, he let one of his hands travel to the back of (Y/N)'s knees, before picking him up. (Y/N) let out a short yelp as he tightened his grip around Venti's neck.
"L-let me down! I just need a moment, then I can walk on my own!", he tried to convince the anemo god who only grinned cheekily in response, "See this as an apology for not helping you deal with those treasure horders! Besides, isn't it nice to be carried like this?"
The (Y/HC)-haired buried his face deeper into his lover's neck, trying to cover up the blush that was growing on his face. The blue-eyed smiled fondly, adjusting the other in his arms so both of them would be more comfortable, "You can hide your face all you want, you will never be able to hide how you truly feel, hehe."
When (Y/N) didn't answer once more, Venti giggled to himself and started walking, "Let's go home, shall we, love?" (Y/N) let out a grunt in response, still not showing his face. He had to admit, it really was nice being in Venti's arms. They were definetely stronger than he expected. And way more comfortable too.
After a few mintes of walking in silence, the (Y/EC)-eyed lifted his head to look ahead of them, a nice breeze hitting his face gently. The beautiful scenery of Monstadt and the wind made the experience even better.
(Y/N) felt like a prince, being rescued and carried by his knight in shining armor. Minus the shining armor. Plus a goofy grin on his knights face.
(Y/N) couldn't help but smile. It's been quite a long time since the both of them were able to share a moment like this. It was kind of romantic.
Venti thought so too, but he had to ruin the mood.
"There is that precious smile I was waiting for! Enjoying the ride?"
Right as their eyes locked, the young man looked away again, "You just had to say something, didn't you?", he mumbled pouting and tightening his grip around the other's neck again. The bard giggled, "How could I not? You're just so adorable. Especially when you deny liking being carried like a princess."
Venti glanced down at his lover, this cheeky grin reappearing on his lips, but started to pout slightly when (Y/N) spoke up again, "Who said I was enjoying this?", he asked, trying to look upset.
"You did.", Venti began to smile teasingly again, plotting a little something in his head, "Just a few minutes ago."
(Y/N)'s eyes widened in shock yet again, his cheeks starting to burn like his legs. "Did I say that out loud??", he asked embarrassed and slightly panicked. How could he not notice it? He really was tired, had to take a nap soon.
"Nope~", Venti laughed triumphantly, "I lied, hehe~"
(Y/N) gasped and slapped Venti on the shoulder, his face even redder now, "You jerk!" He tried to wiggle out of his lover's grip, pretty much not caring if he fell onto the ground and hurt himself.
The anemo god let out a hearty laughter and strenghtened his grip around the other one. He winked at the (Y/HC)-haired and stuck his tongue out, "So you really are enjoying this! Hah, you're too easy to fool~" He recieved more slaps and punches for that comment, "Ow, ow, ow, ow! Okay, okay! I'm sorry, hehe!"
"You don't sound sorr-"
Venti cut off (Y/N) with a little smooch on the lips, his laughter dying down, "Come on, it's just us. Just us and the wind." (Y/N) rolled his eyes by the tone of Venti's voice, but stopped hitting him. He annoyedly mumbled something under his breath, inaudible.
The bard smiled brightly and placed another kiss on his lover's lips, "Let's enjoy the scenery while we walk home a little more, shall we?"
Hi! Can you write Jotaro reacting to his small s/o cursing out someone twice their size in their own native language? I think his reaction would be funny if he could tell that the victim was trying to insult them and then his s/o goes off
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Jotaro Kujo x gn! small! reader
Omg yesssss
Since you didn't say which Jotaro, Imma just choose the SDC one
Also, this is my first request ever on this platform- and I just recently joined so----yee thank you, I hope that is what you wanted & I hope you enjoy
TW: a bit of swearing
Japanese
Readers native language
I suck at titles, help

Tiny body with a big voice
Jotaro watched (Y/N) as they waddled infront of him, excitement clear in their face.
It's been a very long time since they were in their homecountry, let alone the city they were born and spent their whole childhood in. (Y/N) could barely contain their emotions as they walked through all too familiar streets, passed all too familiar buildings, many of them looking the exact same as they remembered.
The (Y/HC)-haired turned around, walking backwards, to look at Jotaro. "I'm so excited to show you around! There are so many cool, abandoned places I used to play detectives with my childhood friends! Oh, we could go to my favorite food place too! I swear, their food is the. best!"
The corners of Jotaro's mouth rose ever so slightly, only visible to those who pay very close attention to it. He, too, could feel a slight tingle of excitement in his stomach, not only because (Y/N)'s excitement was so contagious, but because he was geniunely interested to find out more about his lover's country, culture and childhood.
They have been lovingly pestering him for months about flying to their homecountry, wanting to travel with him without having to stress out about possible stand user attacks.
He couldn't fight back a smile at his lover's wide grin and bone-breaking hug when he finally said 'yes' to the idea, covering it up with a tilt of his cap and his signature "Yare yare daze..."
"Just don't get us lost.", his deep voice paired with his intimidating resting face made a few people around them stare, slightly concerned for the (Y/HC)-haired, since they were so short and seemed so fragile, easily broken physically and mentally. The fact that the people didn't understand a word they said didn't make things better.
(Y/N) just giggled and took the black-haired's huge hands in their much smaller ones and began to lead him down the road, ignoring all the stares.
The taller one let them drag him from place to place, listening to them rambling on and on about whatever they had to say, occasionly adding something from his own childhood suitable for the conversation.
It was safe to say that the both of them were happy with their choice to travel there. They opened up more and more to each other, strengthening their bond and relationship.
As it was getting darker they decided to head back to the hotel they checked in earlier that day. The (Y/EC)-eyed one swung theirs and Jotaro's hand back and forth a bit, a slight skip in their step.
The black-haired wondered how they still got so much energy after walking around the whole day, climbing hills and jumping around on playgrounds.
"Oh? Isn't that the little midget? Oh, it is!"
(Y/N) stopped dead in their track, immediately recognizing that voice. Jotaro stopped as well and looked down to his better half, confused, before locking eyes with the source of the voice.
It was a teenager with a buzz cut, a little shorter than Jotaro. He had a smug grin on his face as he stepped closer to the couple, his hands in the pockets of his jeans jacket. "Oh, would you look at that? You were able to get yourself a living ladder."
"Go away, Drake, your insults are lame."
He stopped right infront of them and slightly leaned over (Y/N), throwing a shadow over them, "I just try to go easy on you. Don't want you to start crying and cause a scene.", his grin grew a bit. Jotaro didn't understand a single word and just stared the guy down, having the feeling he was trouble.
"I hate you with every inch of my body, you know that?"
"Thank god, that aint't a lot of inches then.", he laughed and then turned his attention to the taller male, "But seriously, you must be retarded if you hang out with that dwerf...You even listening? Man, your mind seems to be fucked up just like your choice of clothi-”
"Would you shut the fuck up!?"
Both of the boys slightly flinched at their sudden outburst. Even Jotaro's eyes widened slightly, never in the world would he have expected that his lover was even able to be so loud.
The (Y/HC)-haired pressed their index finger against Drake's chest, "Listen up, Buddy. Take all your self-doubt and go talk to someone instead of letting out your frustration on others! I am sick of being your god damn punching bag!"
Jotaro listened with widened eyes. He didn't know what exactly was going on, but seeing his lover so angry and passionate about what they were saying made him a little proud. He coulodn't help it but to cheer them on internally.
Especially seeing how small Drake suddenly seemed to be, compared to (Y/N), completely taken aback from their words.
(Y/N) rarely stood up for themself, both Jotaro and Drake knew that, making that situation even more surprising and scary, mostly for Drake.
After their yelled speech, Drake wasted no time and got out of there. They sighed and ran a hand through their hair, "Sorry about that...", they muttered as they looked up at their boyfriend. He, however, was still stuck thinking about the way they were glaring at that guy, not sure if he actually found it cute in a way or downright terrifying.
The black-haired tilted the brim of his cap downward, muttering, "Yare yare daze...", under his breath.
That was an interesting day for sure.
Joshu Higashikata x gn! trans! reader
I love this rat.
Fight me.
Actually, please don't. Just except it.
TW: mentions of deadname and deadpronounce
Happy ending tho

Headcanon: Him having a trans s/o
when you tell him you're trans, he doesn't accept it at first
not in the sense of "you're going to hell" tho
he just has nooo idea what exactly you're going through and what it means to be trans
Joshu thinks you're going to change completely, like you're becoming a whole new person
definitely doesn't like the fact you don't want him to call you by nicknames that have something to do with your deadname
also not really happy about the fact that you want to change your looks, like haircut, clothing...
you tried to explain everything to him, but those thoughts kinda prevented him to really understand
Joshu really started to get upset when you start to hang out with, idk, Josuke more and seem to be more comfortable around him, since he doesn't deadname or misgender you like Joshu does
you two kind of drift apart, which isn't a really nice experience since you're in a romantic relationship, but Joshu texts and sometimes calls you daily, asking to hang out and why you are acting so strange around him
it doesn't matter if or if you don't answer him, he starts to get angry and decides to confront josuke (or any other person you hang out with more)
"Why is (deadname) always hanging out with you instead of me!? What do you have that I don't!? (dead pronounce) is my (deadpr)-friend, damnit!"
Josuke explains everything from the top, Joshu starts to understand everything a bit better after a few minutes (well enough to know how much he hurt you)
he immediately calls you as he joggs to your place to apologize
Joshu repeats everything he could remember in his head to not make a wrong move
doesn't matter if you pick up the phone or not, he ends up infront of your door, knocking the hell out of it
"(dea-) no- (Y/N)! It's me! Joshu! Your boyfriend! Please let me in!"
you let him in and he throws himself at you
he may not use direct words to apologize since he's eager to know everthing
he wants to be your number 1 person to go to regarding everything, and also your most favorite person
"so...you're a...what exactly...?"
you explain everything, how you feel exactly and things he shouldn't ask a trans person, how to word certain thing, ect...
"so you go by (prounounce)?"
if you go by multiple pronounce or neopronounce or sth, you have to explain how to use them in a sentence
Now with that out of the way-
threatens everybody who deadnames, mispronounces you or says anything bad about the lgbtq+ community (the threats are either hella stupid or downright terrifying and detailed)
researches on the topic transgender on his own
goes shopping for clothes for you with and without you
as far as I know- the Higashikata fam has a lot of money, so it shouldn't be a problem to purchase a good quality binder if you need one
any object that makes you feel more comfortable really
everytime one of his siblings ask you a question like "do you want to take hormones" and tuff like that, he switches to protective mode
"hey, you can't just ask (pronounce) questions like that!"
he himself has to hold himself back to not ask those questions himself tho, if you're not comfortable in answering them
but he demands new nicknames for you, cause he wants to call you by a nickname
so you two sit together and try to come up with some
also, he starts to get confused about his sexuality, he thought he was straight/gay all this time
Aaahhh
Hey man thank you so much for writing my request. I feel much better now 💖 Make sure you don't stress yourself by the way!
You're welcome and I'm glad to hear!