The Month Is Almost Over Whats Your Song Thats Definitely Gonna Be On Your Spotify Wrapped At The End

The month is almost over what’s your song that’s definitely gonna be on your spotify wrapped at the end of the year?

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

They’re narrative foils they might as well fuck nasty about it

@straight boys

No matter who you are no matter what you’re doing there is always a butch lesbian somewhere out there doing it better than you.

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD does NOT come out and NOBODY is singing. Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing NOTHING along with NO ONE. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and start beating each other up