Uh. I Feel Like I Should Post At Least Something? Heres A Little Sketch.

Uh. I feel like I should post at least something? Here’s a little sketch.

I wonder why do I even write this? It’s not like anybody’s gonna read it.

Happy Lonely Day to nobody that reads, I guess.

Me and my incredibly huge war criminal of a husband (I would unironically say yes to him, we’d be hating on others together).

(You know who this little shit will be fawning over… If I ever find it in me to build the post-worthy narrative).

I am tagging you, my 🅱️ookies dearest:

@stainthestock1 @kunikisss

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

It seems like I have finally managed to get it together and write a (somewhat?) comprehensible introduction for Sharlene.

Anyways. Here’s a quick sketch and without any further ado:

Name: Sharlene Smith

Nickname: Tony

Gender: she/her

Nationality: American (sometimes she flexes her Irish heritage, though. Has some Eastern European percentage as well)

Age: 29

Height: ~5’7 (173cm)

Family status: single as hell

Job status: employed, currently on leave due to poor mental state (this lil’ shit did NOT pass the vibe check)

Affiliation: KorTac, USMC (former)

Family members: father, mother, twin sister (Mari)

Hobbies: journaling, drawing, watching hours-long documentaries/essays, occasionally dancing (yes, she still does the ballet)

Food preferences: spicy food. Not the white spicy, though. She’s been building up her spice tolerance with a pack of Buldak a day

Talents: quickly picks up languages, is ambidextrous (her left hand is just as functional as the right one), is actually a natural children-animal magnet (they seem to like her), stores LOADS of useless information. Ah, she also has a knack for being a failure

Vices: she’s not a chain smoker, but the amount of nicotine she consumes is still slightly concerning.

Social media: has a couple accounts, but they’re private and she doesn’t really post much. Might yap occasionally, though

Bio: Nearing the age of thirty, Sharlene finally realizes that the life she lives does not truly belong to herself and is, in fact, a chain of unfortunate circumstances and poor choices. Being severely depressed and sent on leave, she tries to find her own purpose, reconnect with family and hopefully find strength and courage to finally voice her own thoughts and feelings.

I believe I’m back at it again (not for long, my inspiration is dead once again). It’s an old sketch, but I finally colored it (somewhat) the other day.

Anyways, this pathetic creature is Sharlene.

And this is one of my favorite scenes from BoJack Horseman.

I might add more later. But something (my common sense) tells me I’ll be too lazy to build a proper narrative.

This.

chillin on a Saturday night

Whenever the depression hits a bit too hard I blast “Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers”, “Father Time” specifically. Bless Kendrick Lamar for providing free therapy.