Somebody's Heine' Is Crowding My Icebox :(

somebody's heine' is crowding my icebox :(

how i feel posting my 20-paragraph long, too elaborate that i can't even explain it half the time, OC lore about vampire twinks for my 25 followers (i love you all ^_^)

it's like that dracula flow thing. you know the one

"you know what? FUCK simon belmont. he SUCKS he is STUPID and UGLY i Hope He Falls Down In front of his WIFE and SCRAPES HIS KNEE" - the words of an incorrect person

"you know what? FUCK simon belmont. he SUCKS he is STUPID and UGLY i Hope He Falls Down In front of his WIFE and SCRAPES HIS KNEE" - the words of an incorrect person

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.