Common Tongue

common tongue

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Halsin/Astarion, Karlach/Shadowheart, Shadowheart/Astarion, Halsin/Astarion/Shadowheart/Karlach

Characters: Astarion, Shadowheart, Karlach, Halsin

Additional Tags: Foursome - F/F/M/M, Explicit Sexual Content, Polyamory, Blood Drinking, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Rough Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Strap-Ons, Cunnilingus, Hair-pulling, Come Sharing, Kissing, Post-Coital Cuddling, Dirty Talk, Pet Names, Bad Puns

“You have to switch up your tactics, Shadowheart had advised, her head in his lap as Astarion combed through her then-black hair. “He’s not some perverted wretch in an alleyway looking for a good time. Have you tried just… being sweet about it?”

“Sweet?” He’d scoffed, smoothing a section of her hair out over his knee. “I’d like nothing more than to have that man tear me into ribbons. How could I possibly communicate that sweetly?”

(Or: Astarion and Shadowheart make a bet, Karlach spoils the fun, and Halsin spoils them all very thoroughly.)

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i just think that eris morn is someone who is habitually addicted to sleeping with her coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses. god forbid a woman have hobbies

pre-hellmouth eris’ fatal flaw is her enormous bleeding heart. do a mission with her, save her ass in battle, show an interest in and/or genuine kindness to her, and she’ll be yours even if it’s only for a little while

post-hellmouth eris’ fatal flaw is she’s now aware that her boundless love and easily-won adoration has a growing body count

i just think that eris morn is someone who is habitually addicted to sleeping with her coworkers/mentees/mentors/bosses. god forbid a woman have hobbies

hanging out with the hot goth girl polycule and it's honestly going great i honestly can't imagine a scenario where i don't end up getting laid here. hold on a second they want to me sit in a big cauldron of hot water for some reason can i call you back

this is so true. eris fucked up by putting all her eggs in one hellmouth. she should have left sai omar and vell in the tower as a failsafe, like how they don’t let all the people who know the secret KFC recipe fly on the same plane

the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there