What You Did Last Summer (m).

⇾ what you did last summer (m).

⇁ female reader x yoongi

⇁ smut, trophy wife!au

⇁ slowburn, dom!yoongi, age difference, consensual non-monogamy, power imbalance, semi-public sex, objectification, face-fucking, derogatory language and possessive behavior during sex, creampie, cum marking, unsafe sex, everyone is kind of slutty, not as wildt as warnings may imply 

⇁ unnecessarily long for a pwp. 33.8k. phew.

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Yoongi was fine with a lot of things—you maxing out his credit cards to buy ridiculously expensive items of clothing that you never wore more than once, you taking out his newest ride for a spin without permission, you spending an extra thirty minutes on your hair and makeup when he was running late for a dinner function. 

What he was not okay with, however, was you sharing your pussy with barely-out-of-college boys who were incapable of going five seconds without creaming their pants.

No, that was where he drew the line.

↳ alternatively titled; How to Get Dick - an autobiography written by (you) 

author’s note | while this fic does contain a semblance of plot, the focus is more on characterization which i understand can make for a boring read. also note that i have done (0) research and despite having owned a pool, still to this day do not know how to clean one. 

written for 1 of my closest friends @tayegi as the most belated bday gift to have ever been gifted. ily :( ty for having passionate naruto-related discussions w/ me at 6am. u r the real deal ! 

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Roomie Code

‘The Assortment’ Collab Masterlist

Genre: fluff, smut and humour — roommates!au

Word Count: 17.044

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Jungkook is an awkward human who doesn’t know how to act around women, but at least he’s a connoisseur of all things vanilla. Meanwhile the reader forgets how to have sex, but it’s okay, Jungkook’s got it covered.

Summary: When you first decided to move into a house full of guys, you figured it wouldn’t nearly be as bad as people made it out to be. Little did you know, living between your best friend, your crush and a mysterious recluse would only turn into disaster upon finding yourself caught in the middle of a brutal love triangle.

Author’s Note: It’s not really a full triangle, maybe a very nicely shaped ‘V’, but we’re just gonna go with it. Either way, still tragic. Enjoy!

When it comes to living with in the same house as three other people, there has to be rules. Rules, that no matter how minor or insignificant, shall not be broken. And considering you are rooming with three men, none of which happen to be ideal housemates, these rules must be set in stone and obeyed by all. The rules are as follows:

Keep your spaces clean and do your part to maintain the integrity of the household.

DO NOT go into each other’s personal spaces without permission. You will get caught.

If you’re going to have sex in the house, keep quiet. No one wants to hear that shit.

Whatever happens in this house, stays in this house.

And finally, the most important rule…    

No relationships between roommates.

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Employee Perks

Sure, the employee perks at your job were bonuses, life insurance, sick leave, health benefits etc. etc., but the best employee perk of all was working with a man known as Jeon Jungkook.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre and Warnings: Angst (mentions of past abusive relationships) & Smut (thigh riding, oral, fingering, assjob) & Fluff 

Word Count: 16k+

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What are friends for? | (m)

Pairing: Jungkook x reader x Taehyung

Genre: Crack.Smut. friends to lovers(?), pop essentially liubwnijlwkbc

Warnings: Smut. Ass eating, licking, fingering. Just a whole lot of oral (f receiving), masturbation. Mild dirty talk bc it could’ve been worse.

Words: 4k+

Summary: Taekook are your chaotic best friends and ask if they can try eating ass with you.

a/n: lmao yes i had a dream about this??? go figure. I just wrote this in a few hours so it’s probs not as good as my other smut but ofc, a light wank is never bad once in a while. let me know what u think!!

(eirbuirbnuir they’re so hot omfg)

“What the fuck did you guys want?” You’re almost gritting out between clenched teeth as you slam the door shut. Your chest is heaving, lungs trying to clasp in air as fast as they can because of the sprint you did to Taehyung and Jungkook’s apartment after their text that read “SOS” “EMERGENCY” from Jungkook and Taehyung respectively. You’d been stupid enough to set up this way of emergent communication when you’d all have met early in primary school. And now after more than a decade – old habits die hard. They’d sent you a text and even when your gut had told you so – you just knew– that it was for something stupid again. One time both of these imprudent fools had texted you the same words when they’d blown up their microwave by putting in tin of spaghetti in it. So to save themselves from starvation they’d texted you at around midnight. And slave to your habits you were – one text and here you were after taking a U-turn on your way back from a bad date and in a badmood.

God, how did boys even survive?

So here you were, standing in the kitchen while the two dumbasses you called – unfortunately – best friends stood in the kitchen arguing over something you didn’t care for probably, looking entirely not in an emergency. You probably were just needed to give opinions or fix something in their apartment.

“Fuck you bro! You said you were going to ask her!”

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Gods And Monsters

Pairings: (Demon) Jeon Jungkook x (Angel) Female Reader ; Side pairing of Kim Seokjin x Park Jimin

Genre: DemonAU, HellAU, AngelAu— Smut! Just good yee ole-fashioned demon smut.

Words: 13,500+

Warnings: Male receiving oral (from female and male), female and male orgasm, (ass) slapping, biting, spitting, choking, ass eating (female), fingering, marking, shower orgasm/ sex (kinda), doggy-style, unprotected sex (male and female), multiple orgasms (male and female), mentions of death/ murder, mentions of naked bodies and the like. 

Author’s Notes: Thanks to Maria ( @hobiwonder ) for walking me through this concept and giving me direction and just being an all-around saint (lmao get it) with me while I worked on this! She’s such a babe and I couldn’t have done this without her! I love her so much!! I love her so much! (I hope you don’t mind me tagging you in this!) 

Summary: You didn’t know you had connected his cheek to your palm until you look down at the stinging red flesh of your free hand. “How dare you talk to me, y/n, God’s right- hand angel, the realms most powerful Seraphine like this!” You shout as he stares at you with awe, head tilted because of the force of your hand. “Y/n….” He glowers, cheek pinkening with your blow in the dim light from around your bodies. You see his nostrils expand again in desire.

Part One l Part Two

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pied piper

pairing: pied piper!jungkook x reader

rating: e21

genre: smut, magic, fluff, magic, supernatural

warnings: creampie, choking, rough sex, slapping, face slapping, cum eating (jungkook eats his cum out of you uwu), throat fucking, oral (male x female), anal, lol virgin kink (sorry), hair pulling, breath play, slight lil blood play, ass slapping, spit swapping, fingering, panty fetish

summary: in your small village, there were tales of a beautiful pied piper, and the sound of his flute was known to induce a lustful sleep over the  human of choice, and he’d take them in the night. only he didn’t take, you willingly followed.

sneakpeak: “Ah pretty little human, so gorgeous and willing”, he breathed, kissing the shell of your ear before whispering, “I’m here to save you, and I’m here to ruin you”.