I Had To Move Out Uphill To Get Away From The Thezinosaurus That Kept Getting Closer To My House And

I had to move out uphill to get away from the thezinosaurus that kept getting closer to my house and my torch broke and i got no flint and I'm left here in the dark huddling around my dinosaurs with my parasaur that's checking the premises i don't think any horror game could ever make me this scared

I love stray so much Because it's just like

Yeah you can speed through it and stuff but the thing i love most is that you can just go around being nice

Like I'll just be doing a quest and give someone something and they'll say "thanks this is exactly what I needed :)" and I'm just like bold of you to assume i wouldn't help you you funky robot man

Me: *hears howling in the night*

Me, sweating: blease no

I had to move out uphill to get away from the thezinosaurus that kept getting closer to my house and my torch broke and i got no flint and I'm left here in the dark huddling around my dinosaurs with my parasaur that's checking the premises i don't think any horror game could ever make me this scared

Okay look

im going to cry i cant believe they had a crab button that i missed completely

I would actually really like to hear that

Desperately need to make a Hey there Delilah hardcore dance remix

If you get much sillier you're encroaching on Fanon Jerma territory, and from there it's a slippery slope until people start drawing you as a catboy or an eldritch horror. Or both at the same time, whatever works.

People been calling me eldrich for years before jerma was even born, but I have never been drawn as a cute sexy little cat boy so he's still winning by a large margin