You Can Pry () Out Of My Cold Dead Hands Lmao

You can pry (・∀・) out of my cold dead hands lmao

gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??

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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY

so like

…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

Dude that looks so cool

Rat from Five Nights at Candy's suggestrd by @beanbudd

(Currently working on Cat.)

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Biden Tells Trans Youth 'Your President Has Your Back'

It is good to see that the American president want to support and protect trans youth.

In his first address to a joint session of Congress he the proposed Equality Act, which aims at protecting the rights of LGBTQ Americans.

“To all the transgender Americans watching at home — especially the young people who are so brave — I want you to know that your president has your back,” Biden said.

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Did we just get Mak's skin care routine? gotta say, the friend egg does wonders for the face.

Nah I was just havin a snack

We are coming back to Tumblr after a long leave. We have really been struggling. Doughnut is great and happier than ever, but his owners are dealing with a lot.

Unfortunately, Doughnut’s other owner (and my best friend) lost the only job they had. We are two people who are part of marginalized communities. I’m disabled and trans, and they are disabled, a person of color and non-binary. We simply do not know how we are going to make rent coming up for June. We will be short my best friend’s portion of rent which is $675. My friend is looking for a job, but it’s extremely hard with the pandemic and experiencing discrimination.

I know some people are probably struggling worse, so please by all means, give your funds to them. But if you want to donate to keep us all housed, we’d love you forever. We’ll also be back posting lots of uplifting content, so look out for us!!

Thank you so much for considering to help us!

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