Hold On A Fucking Second. Delaware Is A State?? I Thought It Was A River? Or Is The River More Important

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Hey who wants to see some of the most cursed pizzas i could find

spiraling bc the world seems bad....here are some uplifting headlines

Imagine harpy plague doctors

Usually feared harpies of pray that March in with improvised masks in the hope to scare off the plague

Crow harpies with outposts in a heavily plagued city

Barn owl harpies that work as medics in towns where the plague had passed in an attempt to cure the last people standing

Vulture harpies that walk into ghost towns to rid them of bodies to make way for new thriving cities

Hummingbird harpies that remind people to stay safe and keep morale high

Plague doctor harpies

*Inhales*

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you cant just say you have a hack for drawing pinstripes and not tell us jude cmon