Bearesq - 🐻 Esq.

Gets a little rush from accidentally stroking your bulge while scrolling my feed

Last night while making dinner, I was mindlessly singing a song about a roly poly robot when my husband yell-asked where I was from another room.

I did what any normal person would do and yelled back "here I am...chopping up the vegetables" to the tune of Rock You Like a Hurricane and went back to singing about the roly poly robot.

He's a roly poly roly poly roly poly robot. He could mark you with a line and or mark you with a dot. He's got little tiny hands and very big feet. He's probably gonna kill you cause he doesn't like meat. So you better watch out if you're walking down the street.

Lost my beard to a trimming accident, but managed to save the porn stash