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Barclay, meet Connor. Connor, meet Barclay.

Was talking about meggings with a friend and Dallas’ green compressions came up. I gew up in the 90′s so spandex and muscle a la Matarazzo and co was a huge thing for me. Because you know you have real tractor wheels when you can flaunt your giant ass, thighs and calves in these. No cop-outs with basketball shorts over them, losers; get that big chunky ass out on display. Lunge, lunge, lunge.

Vitaly Fateev

My boy Josh doing overhead presses. Fuck, check out the long-ass muscle bellies on his biceps; they intersect practically below his elbows, and the veins bulging in the sides of that Doric neck. I wish I had that caveman brow. He’s not dumb but he looks like a neanderthal and it’s fucking hot.

Peter Gill working his huge back and delts. His legs are playing catch up because he’s so tall but, once they do, he’ll be in Nasser territory.