bed-of-ashes - spring
bed-of-ashes
spring

hiya! call me spring/amara. she/he/ae/fae, i am genderfluid and lesbian oriented aroace. i post a lot of random things under #amarambles, usually whatever im currently hyperfixating on. ty for stopping by, take care and much love!

915 posts

Compilation Of All The Iconic Insane Mumbo Jumbo Posts

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

Image of hermitcraft chat. Xisuma says “who is at 3800 / —600?” MumboJumbo replies “Thaaat’s me”. Xisuma says “what are you doing?” “server is going haywire”. MumboJumbo says “Grabbing sime gravel”.
Screenshot of a tweet by Grian. The caption reads “Mumbo wrote out a list of what we need for Sahara. Who knows what half of this means”. The picture is a discord message from ThatMumboJumbo, filled with spelling mistakes, reading: “2 observers, 2 [sticky], 2 [droppers], 1 [dispenser], 3 [slime, unintelligible], 2 redstone torches, 3 [repeaters], 4 [comparators]! 4 [furnaces], 13 [hoppers], 5 [chests]
Screenshot of a reddit post by u/whydoicareagain. The caption reads “it had to be said (hope no one else has done it). The image is comparing an image of a normal Mumbo skin with his shirtless, shaved, belt-wearing season 6 skin. The text reads “another actor’s life ruined by drugs and alcohol”.
Screenshot of a tumblr post by omgitzlongdennis. The text reads “*Walking around LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft* GAYTimesWithScar? TangoTRANS? BIJevin? pearLESBIANmoon? MUMBO JUMBO?” After each name there is an emoji, and the “gay” part of each name is uppercase. The entirety of “Mumbo Jumbo” is uppercase.
Screenshot of a tumblr thread. The first post is by ahmc, with a doodle of Mumbo Jumbo surrounded by an explosion of blood. midlifecrisis2021 reblogs with “When you sneeze while you’re on your period”. ahmc responds “Mumbo Jumbo is NOT on his period”. Megabuild reblogs with an image of the comments. presidentbidengetspegged says “Mumbo jumbo is allowed a little period. as a treat.” sphere-slayer says “I agree with tumblr user presidentbidengetspegged is not I sentence I ever thought I’d say”
A screenshot of a tumblr thread, continuing from the Mumbo Jumbo period post. hiveswap reblogs an image of a comment, saying “A real ceo would get a hysterectomy”. They say below “W. Would an egg dying each month be considered peace love and plants.” timedeo reblogs with “everything i see from hermitblr is fucking insane”
An image of a reddit post, showing a picture of a man in front of a computer watching a Mumbo Jumbo video. The text reads “He just nutted in me and started watching mumbo jumbo 😪”. Below is a tweet by mumbo, reading “I appear to have front pages on reddit today. To the man responsible: a gentleman normally waits at least 5 minutes, but I appreciated the support 😳”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by eyes-inthe-skies-deactivated202, with an image of a youtube community post by Mumbo Jumbo. The text reads “I am currently out in the Philippnes working hard on videos with the sound of cock…” the text ends and is followed by a read more. Below is a cropped image of Mumbo editing videos. The caption reads “how does this keep happening to him”.
A screenshot of a twitter post by mcytburner2022. The image is from a youtube animatic of Grian and Joel, and Flaming Torrent says in the comments “We love two married men comfortable joking about these things XD wholesome af”. In the replies, Xuan Bach Nguyen asks “grian’s married?” “to who? mumbo?”. dpage says “@Xuan Bach Nguyen to his wife”
A screenshot of a tumblr post on a bad hermitcraft headcanons account. Anonymous says “Grian’s soul misses his flesh so after eating Grian’s soul, Mumbo constantly feels the urge bite Grian, eat Grian, chop Grian up into little bits, boil Grian alive, etc. Since Grian respawns, they could conceivably come to an arrangement where Grian comes over for Sunday dinners ;)”. The response reads “looking at the remnants from the old inbox is like coming head to head with vengeful ghost that i have somehow wrong but have no idea how. are yiu making jumbo jumbo and grian nbc hannibal anon? are you hanniballing mumbo Fucking jumbo?”
A screenshot of mumbo’s instagram account, with an image of him fishing with someone else. His t-shirt is cropped to read “S EX MACHI”. The caption by Mumbo reads “DEUS EX MACHINA, IT SAYS DEUS EX MACHINA! Unfortunate crop on my t-shirt..” A caption by someone else below reads “MUMBO “SEX MACHINE” JUMBO BABEY!!!!!!!!”
A screenshot of a tumblr post by askzloyxp - the writer of the hermitcraft recap. An ask sent by vintrkaka reads “who would win, mumbo “sex machine” jumbo or grian “big tidy” minecraft?” zloy responds “There are no losers in [consensual] intercourse”
A screenshot of a tumblr post from the mcytblrconfessions account. Anonymous says “i drew mumbo jumbo and my dad said he looked “feminine and woke” …”

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

Tags
i have had to prevent myself from bursting out laughing in the library reading these what the heck hermitblr
  • joyfuljoyce
    joyfuljoyce liked this · 8 months ago
  • ach008splus
    ach008splus liked this · 8 months ago
  • charlie-garlicroll
    charlie-garlicroll liked this · 8 months ago
  • deathchic
    deathchic reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • deathchic
    deathchic liked this · 8 months ago
  • totallynotjamies
    totallynotjamies liked this · 8 months ago
  • ivorns
    ivorns liked this · 8 months ago
  • je-suis-un-canard
    je-suis-un-canard liked this · 8 months ago
  • egojordy
    egojordy liked this · 8 months ago
  • givemeyourteethplease
    givemeyourteethplease liked this · 8 months ago
  • mincerift
    mincerift reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • wayward--spark
    wayward--spark reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • scythefandom-mcyt
    scythefandom-mcyt reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • mantidbasil
    mantidbasil liked this · 8 months ago
  • kaydaryu
    kaydaryu liked this · 8 months ago
  • locatedtimeperson
    locatedtimeperson reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • lostspaceghost
    lostspaceghost liked this · 8 months ago
  • anarcholive
    anarcholive liked this · 8 months ago
  • justahumanmachine
    justahumanmachine liked this · 8 months ago
  • newt-on
    newt-on reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • milk--wayy
    milk--wayy liked this · 8 months ago
  • mysticbitch101
    mysticbitch101 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • mysticbitch101
    mysticbitch101 liked this · 8 months ago
  • reymcmuffin
    reymcmuffin liked this · 8 months ago
  • bethsfandomfun
    bethsfandomfun liked this · 8 months ago
  • on-the-fringe-now
    on-the-fringe-now reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • goodtimeswithbreadloaf
    goodtimeswithbreadloaf liked this · 8 months ago
  • schmabbald
    schmabbald reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • once-in-a-blue-moon-type-deal
    once-in-a-blue-moon-type-deal liked this · 8 months ago
  • sspace-submarine
    sspace-submarine liked this · 8 months ago
  • janpon
    janpon liked this · 8 months ago
  • the-tired-ish-rat
    the-tired-ish-rat liked this · 8 months ago
  • thebuttercupsfanaticxelqua
    thebuttercupsfanaticxelqua liked this · 8 months ago
  • sksoqkisiq
    sksoqkisiq liked this · 8 months ago
  • heparinheart
    heparinheart reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • heparinhalt
    heparinhalt liked this · 8 months ago
  • cr0wl0rd-6
    cr0wl0rd-6 liked this · 8 months ago
  • pullsanallnighter
    pullsanallnighter reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • pullsanallnighter
    pullsanallnighter liked this · 8 months ago
  • yourelocaltransdude
    yourelocaltransdude reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • yourelocaltransdude
    yourelocaltransdude liked this · 8 months ago
  • maladiesatmidnight
    maladiesatmidnight liked this · 8 months ago
  • raccoons-are-poggers
    raccoons-are-poggers liked this · 8 months ago
  • probably-francis
    probably-francis liked this · 8 months ago
  • the-local-pineapple
    the-local-pineapple liked this · 8 months ago
  • hermietheeunworthy
    hermietheeunworthy reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • hermietheeunworthy
    hermietheeunworthy liked this · 8 months ago
  • gayseadragon
    gayseadragon reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • fluffishere
    fluffishere liked this · 8 months ago
  • amphibianhumanoid
    amphibianhumanoid liked this · 8 months ago

More Posts from Bed-of-ashes

bed-of-ashes
1 year ago

cletho is the most bi4bi relationship ever to exist

53 notes View Post
bed-of-ashes
1 year ago
Katelyn Doodle(?) And Jeffereys Sword

katelyn doodle(?) and jeffereys sword

Tags :
HERRRRR the expression the posing oh my gosh love the heart detail on the sword as well thats so cool
726 notes View Post
bed-of-ashes
1 year ago

going from being deeply immersed in aphblr culture for over a year and then accidentally landing yourself in a different corner of mcyt is so silly because. I have this innate urge to do a rewrite. stop it no this is the mcd urge i will not let it control me

Tags :
*makes a new google doc* whoops anyway Aphmau aphblr minecraft diaries
42 notes View Post
bed-of-ashes
1 year ago
Making An Album Out Of These
Making An Album Out Of These
Making An Album Out Of These

Making an album out of these

4K notes View Post
bed-of-ashes
1 year ago

well guys i did it i wrote nearly 5,000 words about little minecraft people in a dystopian apocalyptic world. entirely a found family fic so if anyone is perhaps interested here is the link :))

Something Like Confidence

Tags :
i dont know if im proud of myself for this one or not proud of the writing but curse the adhdemons its got ex watcher grian and moon priestess pearl so yk its cool i promise i don't actually know how to tag this trafficblr fanfic grian pearlescentmoon
17 notes View Post