Can't Believe The Finalists In Real Life Were The Divorce Quartet Plus Pearls New Wife

Can't believe the finalists in real life were the divorce quartet plus Pearl’s new wife

guys I have some fantastic news

i hope cleo wins next season just so that divorce quartet and desert duo can live out their toxic epic relationships in the winner afterlife together. they would all annoy each other so bad. i believe

REAL LIFE BRAINROT TIME

Starting off, yes, I know it's a joke Season. I'm sure lots of people will discard it when discussing Life Series Lore™ either because they don't think it belongs or it's just too messy trying to explain it away. That's perfectly valid. However, I have a counterpoint: Fuck You Cleo Win.

First off, the groupings?? Dogwarts, DesertDuo, Gem&Joel, and the long-awaited return of Gaslight-Gatekeep-Girlboss? Fucking stunning. My life expectancy has increased by 1,000 years. So many silly group interactions too; the Macerena, the Hokey Cokey, various hugs and kisses, everyone sucking at combat. Absolutely stellar.

Jimmy Solidarity is finally fighting back against the canary allegations and he's winning!! 7th place? Absolute king, we love that for him.

And of course, CLEO WIN HELL YEAH

I have been hoping for this since Last Life, and I am so happy. And despite the whole thing only being three hours, there's still some fun story-type stuff for her? Mainly in their friendship with Pearl and Scott. They met up early on, gave each other flowers, danced together. They all swore loyalty to the GGG alliance, 'Us three til the end.' They danced more, they hung out, they fought together. Then Cleo stabs Pearl in the back, literally. Gem and Martyn are still alive, they could've hunted them down. But instead, Pearl falls first. Then once the others are gone too, Cleo and Scott are the only ones left. There's no hesitation in their fighting, but there's also no malice; they spin and struggle and laugh as Scott falls too. Cleo feels no remorse, and her allies feel no betrayal. Because for once they know that everything is going to be okay.

In summary: Cleo stays on top, this season is canon, fight me.

Pluto being the God of the dead is the cherry on top

Cleo should be pluto, her series is shortest and probably won't be counted. I am willing to die on this hill.

pearl skizzy and ren for the life seasons!!

cleo etho and bdubs

pearl skizz and ren (you're here!)

scott bigb and martyn

false's shock of horror seeing iskall's build for the first time has me in actual tears