'hah, Yeah Right, People Are Never That Strange' I Boldly Declare To The Strange People Site

'hah, yeah right, people are never that strange' I boldly declare to the strange people site

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

Translation for those on mobile: DO U OI? I SOUND SO CLOCKYI OI

You have such a gorgeous voice, damn.

DO I LOL? I SOUND SO CLOCKY LOL

honestly so fun to be like "oh i think i finally got all my movement bugs figured out!" and then immediately discover a way to get infinite speed, like, yeah, that's my goofy lil code I've spent Too Long working on :)

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

Japanese isn't a heavily gendered language, so when you google translate it it flip flops between he/she pronouns, and you'd best believe that's all it takes to give me a lil gender euphoria

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.