Unpopular Opinion: Simon Ghost Riley Isnt A Sex God. Hes Probably Not Had Sex More Than Once Or Twice

unpopular opinion: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley isn’t a sex god. He’s probably not had sex more than once or twice in his life. Pairing with his trauma of abuse + being sexually assaulted, man is probably haphephobic

It probably takes him a long time to get comfortable with someone enough to become touchy with them. And for your first time, he probably needs a lot of comfort + breaks because his repressed trauma would be taking a lot out of him mentally and emotionally

im tired of seeing ‘oo big dom daddy ghost’ when soft ghost content is right there and canonically more likely to be accurate

Content warning: Bernard being the sweetest boy today<33

He had the zoomies today and I made a little cave in my hand and he tried to dig inbetween my fingers like he has nuzzling into me like a puppy!!! I was scared because I had to go to the beach and be away from him all day but he took it well. I got home and let him runaround, i moistened up his habitat, and let him run around more. He had a bunch if energy, I promise I'll get him a bigger habitat, I promise. When I get the money I'll make him the best habitat I can, with all the fermented plants and wood, rocks, dirt, lots of dirt he loves it so much he loves digging, I'll get him everything he needs. @grimmroach I told him, he was happy. Happy birthday to you if you see this post

Drew this little dude in a free notebook I got.

shitty art of my hyperfixations

UPDATE

I colored him and added background stuff because the background was plain

"Ghost, we need to cook."