
Hi! I'm Beetle! They/them This is my main blog where I just post whatever I'm into at the moment! I also do art sometimes!
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At The Company Retreat, One Extremely Drunk Girl Asked What My Pronouns Were. (Eventually, It Took Her
At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
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More Posts from Beetlethebug
Okay so I’m jumping onto the headcanon that my farmer is part dragon. And so she doesn’t always. Get human things. So a year into dating March’s roots start to show and Beetle has a crisis because she thinks that he’s tarnishing (and that the reason he’s tarnishing is that he’s either sick or he doesn’t love her and either one is worth a full crisis). She calls Eiland and Valen and is like “why is my human rusting please help”
screaming and crying. my march fic is already at like. 18.5k words. something about this man possessed me. look forward to it i guess?? it's close to being done so at least there's that
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fields of Mistria (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Farmer/March (Fields of Mistria), Female Farmer/March (Fields of Mistria) Characters: Farmer (Fields of Mistria), Female Farmer (Fields of Mistria), March (Fields of Mistria) Additional Tags: title from an usher song, Gender Play, Praise Kink, Daddy Kink, Crying, Forced Feminization, Light on that tag tho, Pet Names, named farmer - Freeform, Described Farmer, Mostly Pwp, Pegging, Spanking, Rimming, ass eating, pussy eating, Female Daddy, degradation kink, Possessive Sex, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Begging, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, dom/sub dynamics, Submissive March, dominant farmer, Ultimately they're switches but that's just the vibes for this fic, Aftercare, consent checks, Safe Sane and Consensual, Established Relationship, Bratting, Strap-Ons, Strap Sucking, Kink Negotiation, Minor CBT, Draconic Farmer, Tails, Panic Attacks, Vomiting, Alcohol, March gets drunk for a little, Hurt/Comfort, bottom march, Top Farmer Summary:
"C'mon," he whines, moving to bury his face in her shoulder. "Just one more beer, Daddy, please? It's Friday."
Beetle goes stiff under him, just for a moment, and then a hand comes up to his hair. She ruffles it, humming a low note, and leans forward. "Daddy, huh? You really are full of surprises, March."
Or, March lets one of his kinks slip out when he's more than a little sloppy on a Friday night. Luckily for him, his partner is more than willing to indulge him.
working on the second chapter of my oofuri fic and just,,,oughhh,,,, abe and mihashi affirming one another is one thing. but something about mihashi promising abe that he will never be his haruna (and abe swearing to never be his hatake) is getting me right in the feelings this evening


Freshly molted cicadas are unreal