Okay But Like Evan Told The Rest Of The Misfitsif You See My Shadow, You Need To Run, And At The Time,

okay but like evan told the rest of the misfits “if you see my shadow, you need to run,” and at the time, sam, dream, and jammer were like “okay, yeah we hear you.”

and then his shadow shows up and NONE of them give an inch.

“i’m gonna have to break that promise because WE found him.”

jammer and dream landed the final two blows of physical affection, but sam held that fucking line.

this teenager stared multiple eldritch horrors in the face and told them that they were beneath her notice, “that’s our best friend and I Don’t Know You,” lawyered another one out of there “he’s a minor, the agreement is nullified,” and scared a third into fleeing because It Did Not Want To Be Perceived By Her.

godDAMN I LOVE SAM BLACK

 the nurse in this episode was so kind and i love him and now my ideal endgame for magic and misfits is evan gets adopted by David Stichnit or like has an internship with him to learn healing magic and medicine and the last scene is evan and all his friends having little tiny cokes with nurse stitchnit

i’m watching escape from the bloodkeep and i just keep thinking like. maggie and the ferocious beast but that’s not correct because maggie is the ferocious beast. what a queen. i love her. 

so. not where i expected this episode to go. i’m loosing it lasdkghskldhg. just. evan and dream’s convo after teleporting off the scuppers field had me dying of laughter

god i love how pete’s first instinct is to protect nod like. it’s just so nice. pete is so kind and he just wants to protect his friends and his family. unlseeping city is so good. 

i love jammer so much oh my god. just the whole discussion about the houses has me in stitches. episode two is starting off strong ya’ll