Ive Just Found A Lovely Little Book Published In 1897 Called Animal Land Where There Are No People. The

I’ve just found a lovely little book published in 1897 called “animal land where there are no people.” the illustrator drew all these creatures based on her 4-year-old daughter’s descriptions and I. I.

there’s way more and they are all exactly this wonderful

JAMMER’S WE’RE THE HEREOS SPEECH HAS ME IN STITCHES OH MY GOD

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

god imagine like?? once they graduate and stuff?? the pilot program goes on to found the first magic school in America. they have the four houses and one of them is definitely named McRib. Don’t even try to think they won’t find a way. Don’t let those stuffy magic people fool you you’re in the McRib house, baby. But they do so much good throughout the rest of their lives. I love these kids so so much. Even if they don’t return to America I’m sure that like, they might be professors at Gowpenny but they definitely do a lot of work in the magical world and it’s just so cool 

personal hc: after the alexis incident, jammer’s eyes stay purple

god pretty princess evan kelmp is the best we stan these two,,,