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"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic.
I regret nothing.
Bruce Wayne: *in the checkout line because Alfred forced him to go to the store to be seen in public for once and has literally only grabbed a bag of shredded cheese and a juice*
Cashier: Next please, hello Bruce how are you today?
Bruce: *staring intently at a pack of gum to avoid eye contact while he puts his items on the counter* im fantastic thanks
Cashier: That’ll be 6.84. Got yourself a snack, honey?
Bruce: *vibrating as he hands her 7 ones* yes here you go
Cashier: *hands him change*
Bruce: *drops the change on the counter, is visibly mortified and about to astral project*
Cashier: Oh sorry, my fault!
Bruce: *moments from collapse* noitwasminekeepthechange *speed walks out of the store gripping the bag of cheese so hard it almost pops*
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Alfred: *returns home to see Bruce in the fetal position on the couch with an empty bag of shredded cheese* “And how was the trip to the store, Master Bruce?”
Bruce: dontlookatme
sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.
(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)
okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol
need to talk more about gentle, tender fucking. not just having sex but taking care of her, tending to her, making her feel good and safe. gently touching her as her eyes are screwed shut and she buried her head into my neck. leaving reverent kisses all over her body, paying just as much attention to her tummy and face and shoulders as i do her little boobies and ass.
every time i look up and she has this little happy expression on her face, a knot of stress is undone. respectful slow fucking with lots of check ins, slowly fucking her deep and strong while she grabs at the sheets, keeping a reassuring hand at the back of her neck. stretching my long body down next to her ear and whispering praises and pet names that roll off my tongue. my pretty girl, my princess, my baby girl. how proud i am that she’s taking me so well, how pretty her swollen pussy is from behind, wrapped around my strap. treating her like a dumb, soft n easy little princess who was made to be pampered and babied and served. mine alone to worship and please.
Cinderella marries the Prince, part 1/2
“whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” boys who love so hard that the line between you blurs. you don’t know where you end and where he starts.
hinata, sugawara, asahi, tanaka, yamaguchi, bokuto, iwazumi, kenma, deku, bakugo, kirishima, denki, mirio, present mic, fatgum, jean, connie, erwin, yuji, nanami
Moon over the Parthenon temple on the Acropolis of Athens, Greece.
OTP Prompts - Physical Affection
Peppering kisses on the other's cheeks, nose, forehead, temple, etc.
Pulling them to their chest and squeezing them tight in a hug.
Hand holding. In public, by themselves, or with friends - just the act of a character reaching out to hold their partner's hand is just so good.
Resting their head on their partner's shoulder. Maybe they're tired, they need comfort for some reason, or they're just craving closeness to someone.
Combing their fingers through the other's hair. Maybe they're cuddling in bed, one of them with their face buried against the other's chest, or it could be a quick gesture of appreciation while they're out in public.
Thigh squeezes. These always get me. When one reaches over and gives their outer thigh a squeeze, maybe of reassurance and/or love, depending on the context.
Hugs from behind. Coming up behind their partner and wrapping their arms around their waist, burying their face in their neck or against their shoulder, just to be close to them for a moment.
Resting their chin on the other person's head as they hug/cuddle. They could be lying in bed together, or standing in public. Either way, It's always so cute to watch/read.
Massages. Maybe one of them has had a hard day or are just not feeling the best, or it might be related to a friendly deal they made with each other.
Back rubs. Gently trailing their fingers up and down their partner's spine, or using the palm of their hand to massage their entire back. Maybe they're absentmindedly drawing little patterns with their fingertips.
If my soul is to be saved, the devil, like my father, must give it back to me.
I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.
With the overturning of Roe v. Wade, I need to let people know how dangerous the healthcare privacy climate is now. As someone that works with PHI (protected health information) I want to stress that HIPAA (the law that prevents your health data from being shared) does not apply to healthcare apps. These are incredibly dangerous to use, not only because law enforcement can procure a subpoena to access this information, but because these apps can sell your health data to any third party—potentially anti-abortion activists. Anyone with a uterus should delete not only period trackers, but mental health apps, because if you have a miscarriage or seek an abortion in a state that outlaws it, your mental health history can be used against you.
I would also discourage people from using online therapy apps like BetterHelp and Talkspace. Though BetterHelp says they are HIPAA compliant, that is a lie. They have shared data with Facebook. Their most recent privacy policy update says “We may share your information in connection with an asset sale, merger, bankruptcy, or other business transaction.” Any data breach could put your information at risk. Any health app could suddenly decide to change their privacy policies without notice.
Most responsible clinicians put your health data under (many times literally) lock and key. PHI software like Epic or Cerner have numerous failsafes to prevent data leaks. This is not the case for apps. BetterHelp and healthcare apps in general do not care about this. They only care about money. Do not trust any healthcare provider or app that operates strictly online. And for your own sake, use a VPN if you’re searching for abortion providers or advice.
This picture has been circulating all over social media and I have more to add:
Delete all period cycle tracking apps off your phone today.
Do not tell anyone why you want to take your trip, especially over text/apps.
Do not tell anyone the real state/destination of your trip.
Have everyone on your trip turn off their phones. Use written directions or a burner phone. Do not use burner phone to open any personal apps. Dispose of after trip.
Only use cash while purchasing ANYTHING on your trip.
Take “vacation” photos to post later. Be cautious of geo-tags/only post screenshots of the original photos.
Some people might say this is being extra or overly precautious, but this really is the reality we are facing. People have been imprisoned with murder charges in certain states- some for literal miscarriages. If you are a person that ends up in this situation, the state can and will use your data against you as evidence in court. Do not leave a paper trail. If they want to treat us like criminals, we’re gonna move like criminals.
Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
Attention fic writers! Instead of hiring writers from our generation, ViacomCBS has decided to just steal from us.
If you have ever posted to Wattpad, or even if you haven't posted to Wattpad, please search for any evidence that your fic may be up there, and please please remove it if you don't want the slightest of chances that it'll be straight up stolen.
I highly recommend moving to AO3, which has certain terms & conditions that prohibit this sort of thing, which Wattpad does not. There's a very easy tool to transfer your fic from Wattpad to AO3, just look for it in their FAQ.
As fic writers, your stories and ideas are yours. Don't let some megacorp mine from your work without your consent!
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
The woods are lovely, dark and deep 🍃🍂
Credit: @pet_foolery
You are a pizza delivery guy on Halloween night. At the end of your shift, you hear a knock on the door of your job. You open it to reveal a shadowy individual covered in hives, and through his puffy cheeks and fangs trying to exclaim “I said no garlic!”
Error: Program Not Found - Eighteen
Summary: You are in charge of programming the droids that work most closely with both General Hux and Kylo Ren. Unbeknownst to you, each of these two men have it in their heads that your relationship extends beyond the workplace. This causes things to escalate quickly when your two apparently secret boyfriends compare notes on their respective partner who is far too similar for their liking.
Read on AO3
Chapter Warnings: none (I think?)
Side Notes: Contains all three routes, divided by breaks
Error: Program Not Found
“Once I knew you, I never wanted to know anyone else.” – Leo Christopher
Eighteen: Intimacy
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Tagged by @romanticgumchewer 💕🦕💕
Create yourself with this picrew thingie!
Me and my love Clyde as the world is burning.
Tagging: @aloneandsleepless @krockafella @mind-p0llution @desiraypark and anyone else who wants to join in!
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
This was so fun, thanks for tagging me @once-upon-an-imagine I tag @fire-and-gold-in-my-veins @kpoparchivepics anyone else who wants to do it!
I used the link in this thread to voice my concerns about these changes to Tumblr and this was the Tumblr support team's response .
so. FUN FACT
tumblr is apparently rolling out a beta for a new post editor that essentially makes it so there are no longer post “types” (text post, audio post, photo post, etc.), and instead all types of content are better integrated into a single post. pretty neat, right?
…until you read the fine print.
The maximum number of total content blocks allowed in a single post is 250.
i emailed support and asked whether each paragraph counts as a content block. i received this reply:
SO. each paragraph counts as a content block, and i’m only allowed 250 content blocks in one post. the solution provided was to reformat my fics by using shift+enter after every paragraph instead of simply enter. which is already unnecessarily annoying in of itself, but then you come to the second hurdle:
The maximum character length of a single text block is 4096 characters.
so–what?? besides spending my time writing thousands upon thousands of words, i’m expected to copy-paste it and then reformat everything, counting every single one of those words to make sure they fit within the restrictions? or i’m supposed to chop my fics up into multiple parts, even when i don’t want to? how exactly are writers supposed to write on this platform?? as you all know, my style tends to run pretty dialogue-heavy, so i start new paragraphs (and, thus, content blocks!!!) pretty damn often. i did a quick check, and let it snow, at almost 19k, is 550 paragraphs. with this new system, i would be forced to upload it in three (3!!!!!) posts! even my shortest chapter of ego, at 8.8k, is 350 paragraphs, and i’d have to split it in two.
this is honestly a formatting nightmare as a writer, and this is a decision that is liable to drive content creators away from the site and change fandom culture as a whole.
please. if you enjoy reading content on this site and want to continue enjoying content on this site, please don’t let tumblr make things harder for writers! since the tumblr team is supposedly eager to hear what everyone thinks, it would really help if you could message support and share your concern about the issue–maybe we can stop this disaster before it starts.
so. FUN FACT
tumblr is apparently rolling out a beta for a new post editor that essentially makes it so there are no longer post “types” (text post, audio post, photo post, etc.), and instead all types of content are better integrated into a single post. pretty neat, right?
…until you read the fine print.
The maximum number of total content blocks allowed in a single post is 250.
i emailed support and asked whether each paragraph counts as a content block. i received this reply:
SO. each paragraph counts as a content block, and i’m only allowed 250 content blocks in one post. the solution provided was to reformat my fics by using shift+enter after every paragraph instead of simply enter. which is already unnecessarily annoying in of itself, but then you come to the second hurdle:
The maximum character length of a single text block is 4096 characters.
so–what?? besides spending my time writing thousands upon thousands of words, i’m expected to copy-paste it and then reformat everything, counting every single one of those words to make sure they fit within the restrictions? or i’m supposed to chop my fics up into multiple parts, even when i don’t want to? how exactly are writers supposed to write on this platform?? as you all know, my style tends to run pretty dialogue-heavy, so i start new paragraphs (and, thus, content blocks!!!) pretty damn often. i did a quick check, and let it snow, at almost 19k, is 550 paragraphs. with this new system, i would be forced to upload it in three (3!!!!!) posts! even my shortest chapter of ego, at 8.8k, is 350 paragraphs, and i’d have to split it in two.
this is honestly a formatting nightmare as a writer, and this is a decision that is liable to drive content creators away from the site and change fandom culture as a whole.
please. if you enjoy reading content on this site and want to continue enjoying content on this site, please don’t let tumblr make things harder for writers! since the tumblr team is supposedly eager to hear what everyone thinks, it would really help if you could message support and share your concern about the issue–maybe we can stop this disaster before it starts.