The Greek Class As These Animated Text Things:

The Greek Class as these animated text things:

(all gifs belong to @animatedtext)

Richard:

Henry:

Bunny:

Francis:

Charles:

Camilla:

All of them:

Bonus – Julian:

TSH (modern) crack headcanons because I'm not ok

THEIR INSTAGRAMS.

Richard rarely posts, but he's pretty active. He's got no "old" pics on his account (all archived) so the only ones up right now are the ones he took with his new friends, around hampden, or fancis' house, or snaps of the dinners he has at the twins'. the only pictures he posts of himself have someone or the other in them with him, usually. and they're usually not even taken by him (Bunny taking a selfie, Judy snapping a candid pic (usually unflattering but she means well)) Richard has a decent amount of followers, he's following more people/accounts than are following him. most of the people he's mutuals with he knows irl. Richard doesn't usually post stories, but he's quite active in DMs.

Francis is like THE instagram baddie. He posts all these model-esque shots of him in his cool ass clothes and poses. His account is very aesthetically pleasing, without coming off as a try-hard. So he's pretty cool. He posts a LOT, usually fit pics. His "story" is always active, always a video or a pic of himself doing something or occasionally ranting in "close friends" about his health concerns. Francis almost never gets to his DMs (lazy). Also he has a large following, and he himself is following a good amount of people

Henry doesn't post much. In fact, he doesn't use instagram much (sometimes Bunny takes his phone and posts for him because he's annoyed at Henry's zero digital footprint) but Henry always archives the posts whenever he finds out Bunny had took the liberty to be his social media manager- usually an hour or two after the posts are put up. Henry is inactive in dms, he doesn't post stories, he questions why he even has the damn app in his phone

Bunny's instagram is as hyperactive as he is. He posts almost daily-- unflattering candid shots of his friends (Richard mid-bite, eyes half open. Camilla sitting like a goblin and smoking. Charles drunk and collapsed. Francis mid-health-rant, face contorted in a ugly way. Henry reading or, (on occasions where he noticed Bunny taking a picture) glaring at the phone. Of course he posts a lot of himself too. a lot of selfies. a lot of his friends. his stories are almost always active-- usually he's at a party or complaining about his studies or prattling on about Metahemeralism. He's got a lot of travel posts too, and is by far the most active of the friend group in the Dms, sending reel after reel to all his friends, individually and then in groupchats 💀 (Richard and sometimes charles are the only ones who react to or watch the reels he sends JKDHFHF)

Charles' instagram activity is so unstable. Sometimes he posts regularly, and other times he disappears for days on end, only to come back with a "photo dump". His posts seem cryptic sometimes, like a picture of a playground snail-ride (?) and then the next slide is a cat. He posts a lot about his cat, which is a stray he rescued. Charles is also that one friend who likes all your stories and your posts, and always leaves a comment.

Camilla's posts are even more cryptic than Charles'. Her instagram seems like a collection of fairy-core goblin aesthetic. She never posts her full face-- an eye here, half her face there, her hand, holding a book or a wine glass, she posts forests pictures, and a lot of herself smoking. Camilla and Charles are both the friends who like all your posts, but Camilla rarely comments. She also takes sneaky pictures of her friends, by the way, but hers are actually flattering (and she doesn't post them)

Come on, Henry.

Ok let's try something.

Reblog with your favorite TSH lines!

Just, a quote, a piece of dialogue, a random specific passage- anything you'd like that you feel stuck with you!

I'll start- I have several, but the first that comes to mind is this one:

I looked at him. There was so much I wanted to ask him, so much I wanted to say; but somehow I knew there wasn't time and even if there was, that it was all, somehow, beside the point.

'Are you happy here?' I said at last.

He considered it for a moment. 'Not particularly,' he said. 'But you're not very happy where you are, either.'

Some drawings of characters from the secret history

guys my friends are all in the forest at the same time. that's really weird I'm gonna ask them what they're doing

Your poets? Dead. Your history? Secret. Your darlings? Killed. You? Probably not straight