Strifestriken:

strifestriken​:

strife’s face scrunched up. “I will pee on you if you do not shit or get off the pot! and really, no one has time to deal with a newly developed piss kink so hurry up!”

That had him pause and forget about his aching hand entirely for a moment. “Well, now I won’t do it at all. I’d be crazy if I opened the door for a person who wants to pee on other people!” The last part was shouted a bit louder in protest of the entire situation, as he continued to let water rinse over his skin. “Unless you can help me out here a little, because this actually does hurt like a bitch...”

xavecamour​:

“Yes, because I have been collecting bottles and clearing up puke all night Severus. I am rushed off my feet. If you have a question, you’ll need to ask it because I can’t think straight enough right now to make conversation…”

What a way to make a situation awkward. He’d really thought the question didn’t need formulating, but Andromeda probably had more important things to think of right then, other than pacifying Sev’s need for information. “Right, uh,” he sighed. “Is everything back to normal? I she alright, now?”

anna-wit-locked​:

“But what if it involves you? Do you like surprises?”

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“Depends on the surprise,” Rufus hesitantly answered, after looking her over. “Why, do you know something?”

dorcasrises​:

“you just have to stretch first. I think you could manage it if you really commit.” dorcas kicked up her other leg with absolute glee. “now whoever told you that just isn’t very creative.”

“You say commit like I’m not going to break something here,” Bo snorted, lifting his glass to his lips again. He let it linger, though, not taking a sip right away. “Are you seriously trying to tell me that my work out VHS tapes are lying to me?”

xkilljxy​:

…

“Oh, Nicky.” Dee rolled her eyes, but the playful teasing in her voice only grew, and she shuffled closer to him on the little couch they inhabited, eyes moving from his face to survey the room around them. “If you somehow didn’t believe my loyalty and savvy at this point, I’d be wickedly disappointed. But if you want a goal to reach, I’d simply have to make you Minister of Magic. With me as your right hand, of course.”

An amused chuckle left him at the mere insinuation. “Right. What would a powerful man be without a powerful woman steering him in the right direction.” Then, he quirked his brow at her again. “Where’s your guy at, Dee? Am I not meeting him tonight?”

xkilljxy​:

“I was not invited to go with them, nor would I have wanted to if I had been. Tommy needs time with his parents to bond or whatever, I need time away from my job to blow off steam.” Her hand traveled back up and rested on his shoulder again, her own body just barely moving in time with the thrumming beats around them as she took a sip of her drink. She was pretty sure she’d never convince Severus Snape to actually dance, but she could dance around him and it would have nearly the same effect. “I’m not making fun of you, I think you look cute. And certainly cozy.” 

The feeling of inadequacy was back in full swing when she began to lightly sway right in front of him, still holding on to him with one hand. He did not dance. Severus Snape did not dance. And yet... Perhaps he’d already had enough shots of alcohol to be brave enough and listen to the urge that told him to reach out. Hesitantly, almost stutteringly, he lifted his hand and placed a light touch against her swaying hips. “You are making fun of me,” he monotonously threw back at her. “No one who’s not making fun of me would call me cute.”