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Hi, i wanted to ask, do you have links for the reddie fics you mentioned?

okay so these are some of my favorite reddie fics. Asterisks (*) Are ones you should read like, right fucking now. right now.  

Wonder Violet *

Bright As Yellow *

Heaven Isn’t Too Far Away

Sixteen Weeks

You Can Count On Me To Misbehave

He Took My Heart (I think he took my soul) *

Tear It With Your Teeth

One Wave Short Of A Shipwreck

On Pointe *

Beep-Beep, Eddie Kaspbrak *

richie has entire bits just making fun of eddie

All the Reddie shippers leaving the theatre after IT Chapter 2:

The same Reddie shippers remembering it doesn’t change the fact that Eddie’s still dead:

Edit: gifs taken from tenor, from B99

i finished Shadowhunters and even though the writing was abysmal at (most) times, i already miss malec because wow

Perks of dating me:

you’ll be the hot one

Reservoir Dogs + tumblr text posts

(I reblogged this post and didn’t realize it only had 14 notes, so my negativity was not likely to get buried. So I made my own post instead.)

Called it. 

 In theory, I would love if Loki caught up to Thor and Thor, who has suffered so much, would have to deal with this new version of the brother he lost and fill in the blanks for him and Loki, presumably changed and redeemed in his own way, adjusting to all the shit that has gone down since 2012 in the main timeline, but shit, Taika Waititi will just ruin it. Because the lulz. Not to mention how much CH doesn’t want to even act like Thor anymore. So, like … fuck.

Edit: But wait, who’s going to bring  Mjolnir? Loki? That’s interesting.

i

(and I cant stress this enough)

want a fucking girlfriend

shoutout to all the straight girls out there who ask their lesbian/bi/pan girl friends about their crushes and their girlfriends the same as they would ask about their straight friends crushes and boyfriends. i don't think y'all realise how much that means to us

Ryan Reynolds deadpool is a big brother to Tom Holland’s Spider-Man but boyfriends with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man

I’m gonna be real with you chief. If I was a recently fallen angel and I slid on over to to a not so fallen angel (who is supposed to be guarding specifically against me lmao good job on that one buddy) and started up a chat and he actually, like, ENGAGED in the conversation with me and then he revealed that DEFIED HIS ORDERS  and gave away his flaming sword because he didn’t want to watch humans be defenseless and have to suffer needlessly (which, like, SAME. I also hate watching humans suffer needlessly. It was a whole Thing) and then and then and THEN he SHIELDS ME, THE GUY THAT FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES HE SHOULD BE FIGHTING, WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL ATTACHED TO HIS BODY WING from the first ever rain? I, too, would’ve been like shit man. Guess I’ll be in love with you for the next 6000+ years. 

good omens is holding artists who have never drawn a fat person or someone over 35 at gunpoint ive seen aziraphale looking like a kpop band member so many times

Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d love to write a book someday.”

Someone–Stephen King? Pretty sure I saw this in a Stephen King foreword–once said they’d like to say to a brain surgeon, “Boy, I’d love to do brain surgery someday.”

We treat “the ability to put words into a sentence” like it’s just the same as “the ability to form a coherent narrative that engenders a variety of emotions within the reader and puts them in a scene and shows them what they didn’t see before”.

And that’s like me drawing a stick figure and saying I’m an artist.

Writers are constantly devalued because everyone thinks they have a book in them and don’t realize the level of skill and commitment it takes to finish even a short story, much less a whole book. 

This goes well beyond fandom, but man, I would’ve hoped fandom would know better.

I’m wheezing at how insulted he looks, like

“Excuse me quit wasting my precious time im trying to detect threats if you don’t mind??? A new colog- you fucksack you think i dont know your scent?? You think im some sort of idiot?? Barber suggested- I’m trying to be professional here stop distracting me with your nonsense like I haven’t been in love with you for 6000 years you buffoon you utter moron you fucking weapon”

David Bowie, Fenton Lake, New Mexico, 1975 by Geoff MacCormack 

pride month might be over but gf applications are open forever...

We’ve heard so much about this… romance on set. This bromance, if you will.

this was like the longest, most painful version of the b99 experience last year.

ONE DAY AT A TIME IS RETURNING FOR SEASON 4, IM SO HAPPY

this just in

the Charlie’s Angels (2019) trailer made me 500000% gayer