Bianchi-falkner-gen3 - Children Of The Archon

Addicted to my phone's auto-responses.

broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said "hey look at me, just you and me" and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said "look.at.me." and it made me a lil wet ngl

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already