Biotchesdontknowthem - Bah

I like to imagine his chat is just like a normal twitch chat lmao

Every friend group should include,

a bimbo

a mean bisexual

an even meaner lesbian

she/theys and he/theys

a token straight that’s on thin ice

an astrology bitch whose got everybodys birth chart memorized

and a short king

me @ 3am trying to get a glass of water

beatles links for when you’re feeling sad 

when the interviewer spit on george 

“well, we just sort of wanked :o oops sorry!”

“can we talk about your quotes on lsd?” GASP

the whole ken dodd 1963 interview where they were all smiley and laughing 

george pushing john into oncoming traffic 

random singing in an interview followed by fighting 

oh how the tables have turned 

george smiling while ringo is working out how to play octopus’s garden

“morning paul!” “morning rich!”

i talk about george reacting to this boy a lot but it warms my heart 

something about the announcer telling the audience the beatles are so excited followed by a shot of ringo stoned makes me laugh 

paul waiting for his turn with ringo’s attention so he can show him a random painting 

john the baptist 

i don’t even want to know why george was laying there 

“SHUT UPPP.”

“shut up while he’s talking..” 

ringo’s dance moves 

paul mccartney making mashed potatoes 

the good ‘ol shakespeare skit 

“if we did know we’d form another group and be managers.”

“thanks for the purple heart”

everything about this video 

“where could we go” “argentina?”

the way he screams gets me every time 

the beatles first radio interview 

“hey mister can we have our ball back!”

john throwing a pillow at paul 

eric lennon 

baby beatles

“what have you grown up to?” “29.”

“she looks more like him than i do.”

george speaks his own language i swear to god 

iconic george and ringo interview 

pattie and george interview 

learning about new cameras 

“why are you called the beatles?”

morons 

george dancing “aye i like it, do it again for me.”

george dancing again 

john dancing 

this is the saddest thing ive ever heard john say 

their dumb texas interview that includes the “john’s wife” joke 

george hitting himself in the face 

“you’re the first person from liverpool i’ve met” “great.”

mockers 

george being cute and paul being moody 

john and paul doing impressions 

“we aint written no poetry”

these bloopers 

“they’re entitled not to like us and were entitled not to have anything to do with us.”

“i don’t mind whether i’m remembered or not” and he’s now considered one of the greatest artists ever 

i’m sharing the yoko and john screaming in the studio bc it does make me laugh tbh 

cynthia..you deserved the whole world and i hope you’re happy wherever you are. 

love by john lennon 

hey jude by the beatles 

i’m happy just to dance with you by the beatles 

do you want to know a secret by the beatles 

hello, goodbye by the beatles 

all together now by the beatles (it’s catchy. leave me alone)

the guitar solo in i saw her standing there 

john’s stand by me cover 

here comes the sun by the beatles 

in my life by the beatles 

keith moon’s cover of in my life bc i love it so so so much 

“and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.” <3

C’mon, Paul, Put that Thing Away!

We’ve talked about this before, that Paul McCartney (and to a lesser extent John Lennon) had difficulty sometimes keeping control of his wee marauder, which seemed like it was on an endless campaign to find someplace to put itself. The journalist Maureen Cleave once said to someone “Paul would [boink] a tree…” 

We all know about the famous round-up interview escapade, which required lifting up Ringo to help hide his problem. And we’ve had some fun collecting other pictures of things inconveniently popping up, and we’ve even imagined what your mother might think about it (she… approved…?) 

But we hadn’t yet discerned that ummm… He brought it along with him to the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964: 

Things were happening quickly. Maybe we just didn’t notice. Or… maybe we didn’t but JOHN did? 

Ooof! 

Once you see it, you really can’t unsee it. All of it. And unlike with the Round Up Interview, Paul seems oblivious to it. 

Or… maybe proud?

Looks almost like while they were walking over to Ed the unruly thing banged into John’s hand so hard it hurt it!

C’mon it demands a 30 Second FanFiction! Or maybe a “Dating Paul McCartney” bit. Or maybe both! 

DATING PAUL MCCARTNEY: “So, love… watched you on Sullivan last night!”

“Did you like it, love?" 

"I DID! You were wonderful! But John looked a little traumatized." 

"Traumatized? What do you mean, baby? He was thrilled. He sang great!" 

"Oh, he did, he did! But then, there was that moment when your giant erection seemed to bang into his hand…”

“ … Um… WHUT?”

“I mean, ‘I’ know you’re circumcized and lovely, but now the whole world knows it, too! Kind of wanted to keep that to my own self, dear…”

“… Please tell me you’re joking?” 

“Ask John. He probably has a bruise on the back of his hand showing up by now…”

 ***

30 SECOND FANFIC:    “OW, Macca, put that thing away! Stung me!”

“Aw, put a band-aid on it, Johnny,  you love it.”

“Whether I do or not, there’s 70 million people watching! All of America has it’s eyes on us right now and you’re… ”

“Showin’ off the pride and strength of Great Britain, aye? Let me open my jacket, then!” 

***

Bad boy! Bad, BAD boy! Get control of yourself! 

Cynthia Lennon referred to him as the “bull of Liverpool”. Egad. EGAD.