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C’mon, Paul, Put that Thing Away!

We’ve talked about this before, that Paul McCartney (and to a lesser extent John Lennon) had difficulty sometimes keeping control of his wee marauder, which seemed like it was on an endless campaign to find someplace to put itself. The journalist Maureen Cleave once said to someone “Paul would [boink] a tree…” 

We all know about the famous round-up interview escapade, which required lifting up Ringo to help hide his problem. And we’ve had some fun collecting other pictures of things inconveniently popping up, and we’ve even imagined what your mother might think about it (she… approved…?) 

But we hadn’t yet discerned that ummm… He brought it along with him to the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964: 

Things were happening quickly. Maybe we just didn’t notice. Or… maybe we didn’t but JOHN did? 

Ooof! 

Once you see it, you really can’t unsee it. All of it. And unlike with the Round Up Interview, Paul seems oblivious to it. 

Or… maybe proud?

Looks almost like while they were walking over to Ed the unruly thing banged into John’s hand so hard it hurt it!

C’mon it demands a 30 Second FanFiction! Or maybe a “Dating Paul McCartney” bit. Or maybe both! 

DATING PAUL MCCARTNEY: “So, love… watched you on Sullivan last night!”

“Did you like it, love?" 

"I DID! You were wonderful! But John looked a little traumatized." 

"Traumatized? What do you mean, baby? He was thrilled. He sang great!" 

"Oh, he did, he did! But then, there was that moment when your giant erection seemed to bang into his hand…”

“ … Um… WHUT?”

“I mean, ‘I’ know you’re circumcized and lovely, but now the whole world knows it, too! Kind of wanted to keep that to my own self, dear…”

“… Please tell me you’re joking?” 

“Ask John. He probably has a bruise on the back of his hand showing up by now…”

 ***

30 SECOND FANFIC:    “OW, Macca, put that thing away! Stung me!”

“Aw, put a band-aid on it, Johnny,  you love it.”

“Whether I do or not, there’s 70 million people watching! All of America has it’s eyes on us right now and you’re… ”

“Showin’ off the pride and strength of Great Britain, aye? Let me open my jacket, then!” 

***

Bad boy! Bad, BAD boy! Get control of yourself! 

Cynthia Lennon referred to him as the “bull of Liverpool”. Egad. EGAD. 

I like to imagine his chat is just like a normal twitch chat lmao

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