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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

hey so .. guess who got back into mob psycho … the second I saw him on screen 2018 flooded back into my brain I HATE HIM!!! MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!!!!! i felt a primal urge to draw him, enjoy or something ❤️

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

the troll slaiyers

Happy Black Mesa Incident day

POV: AM when he's bored after the other four humans died

bogos binted

thinking about how at the beginning of hlvrai gordon is incredibly self-aware, talking about how the npcs are kind of strange and don't work right sometimes, but at some point he seems to get significantly less self aware (ex. when his hand is cut off) meanwhile the ai becomes increasingly self -aware. by the end the npcs are more selfaware than gordon.

She ally on my mastercomputer until i - [gets sniped for the sake of humanity]

it is no longer my birthday, happy birthday hlvrai

love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality

MY GIRL ALYX!!! SHE EXISTS!!! SHES TAKING THE FATTEST RIP IN THE WORLD I LOVE HER!!!!

this is genuinely the fastest I’ve ever finished something that trailer did things to my brain man

HL2VRAI TRAILER ANALYSIS

"Friday, July 6th, 2040" - The science team has been left in the game for 20 years, since the original series took place in 2020 according to Dr. Coomer. This likely means that the ACAB stream and cast commentary are both non-canon.

The party was for Tommy's 37th birthday, meaning he is now 57 years old. Our beautiful baby boy has grown up so fast. This starting sequence has original backing music too, which uses the melody that both Passport Guardian and Gnome Regrets also share.

Does Bubby replace Kleiner in this universe?

what

Dr. Coomer hasn't changed model, BUT

This is definitely GMan giving his job to Tommy (which I predicted hooray for me), so it is possible for the AI to change models, meaning Bubby = Kleiner isn't out of the question.

Finally, the release date switches between 2024 and 2025, meaning we might have to wait, at most, two years for hl2vrai.

All of these still don't account for Benrey, and while we still haven't seen him since he died in canon, I think Wayne has made it pretty clear that he can return. And still no sign of Emmet Calhoun

I don't know what this thing is someone please help me

Let me know if there's anything I missed! Also yes I know that I said the science team wasn't coming back I know I was wrong I know but please please spare me I was wrong but I was just saying what I wanted to happen there's probably going to be a mix of new and old characters if I had to guess but please for the love of god let me live I'm sorry

we are so fucking back

#WATCHED THE WHOLE 5 HOURS BABY!!!!!!! #MY CHEST HURTS IM SO HAPPY

I SURVIVED THE HLVRAI 2 BAIT AND SWITCH OF 2023 AND THE BRBAVRAI BAIT AND SWITCH OF 2023

Finally, here’s the trailer! It should be coming out this winter/next spring depending on how editing goes ;)

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HAPPY (late ..) BIRTHDAY HALF LIFE!! I come here offering doodles of all the freemans while I work on like an actual drawing . All of them are my half-wives thank you Internet .

Before I forget since I'm taking a break from socials :,] This is what a festive Freeman Friday is! Happy thanksgiving

Hashtag happy Halloween!! 20 days later! Here are my fabled oc,,,one on the left is June, she’s edgeworth, middle is Forrest he is mr evil dead and right is mr Hoshi ze is Glados. That’s all my wonderful fam see you in 3 years

op I’d like you to know this has been my phone background for like2 years I am appalled to see it in such high quality❤️

fucc it!!! barney calhoun fancam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so like I know I’m a primarily half life blog but like,,I rewatched this episode recently so I whipped up something quick :’ uhh season 6 episode 2 :]

heya! could you credit me (or my hl blog sourcengine) for the sfm redraw? i personally don't like my sfms getting reposted or redrawn without credit, I have proof if needed

oh shoot of course!!! Dude thank you so much for askin- I was looking everywhere for the original poster! My apologies yo, again thanks for sayin this :]

Credit to https://sourcengine.tumblr.com for the original sfm image!!!!!!! Thanks bro :)